I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!  
SHINING ARMOR AND PRINCESS CADANCE HAVE A KID!  
THE REAL PONY OF SHADOWS IS A CHILD!  
LORD TIREK REACHES HIS PERFECT FORM!  
TRIXIE AND STARLIGHT BECOME FRIENDS!  
PRINCESS CELESTIA’S THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE BUT STILL DOESEN’T DO CRAAAAP!

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I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!  
ALIEN PONIES ARRIVE IN EQUESTRIA!  
SPIKE GROWS WINGS!  
THE CRUSADERS STOP AN INVASION!  
GRANNY SMITH PASSES AWAY!  
HUMANS ARE INTRODUCED AS VILLAINS!  
CELESTIA GETS BRUTALLY MURDERED!  
DERPY BECOMES THE WIELDER OF THE SEVENTH ELEMENT OF HARMONY!  
THE MANE 7 REACH THEIR ULTIMATE SUPER FORMS AND SAVE THE WORLD!  
PINKIE PIE GETS MARRIED!  
THE VERY LAST EPISODE OF MY LITTLE PONY IS BASICALLY ONE HUGE FRIENDSHIP REPORT!

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

DISCORD GET’S DEFEATED AND TURNED TO STONE

THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS GET THEIR CUTIE MARKS BUT SCOOTALOO’S STILL AN ORPHAAAAAN!

Scootaloo doesn’t get an episode to herself!  
People complain about [insert issue] incessantly

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SHINING ARMOR AND CADENCE HAVE A KID!  
THE REAL NIGHTMARE MOON IS A FILLY!  
DISCORD REACHES HIS PERFECT FORM!  
SNIPS AND SNAILS BECOME A GUY!  
TWILIGHT’S THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE BUT STILL DOESN’T DO CRAP!

“TWILIGHT IS GOING TO GET A REALLY COOL BIRTHDAY PRESENT NEXT YEAR!”

Might as well get the obvious out of the way.  
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!  
BULMA AND VEGETA HAVE A KID!  
THE REAL BUU IS A CHILD!  
CELL REACHES HIS PERFECT FORM!  
GOTEN AND TRUNKS BECOME A GUY!  
GOHAN’S THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE BUT STILL DOESEN’T DO CRAAAAP!

You too can see the future.

“THIS THREAD IS GOING TO FULL OF DBZ ABRIDGED JOKES!”

TWILIGHT BECOMES MORE POWERFUL THEN CELESTIA, BUT DOSEN’T DO CRAP.

No one ever goes to Celestia Planet 419.