Hey Dweebs,
 
My name is Gilda, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are saccharine, retarded no-lifes who spend every second of their day throwing stupid ass parties. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever done anything cool? I mean, I guess it’s fun patting each other on the flank because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than dressing up and pretending you’re monkeys.
 
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the stunt team, and starter on my relay team. What sports do you play, other than “stuff yourselves with oversweetened baked desserts”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just raced me; Shit was SO dash). You are all dweebs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
 
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

PINKIE PIE. THE REAL FUCKEN DIANA IS HERE.  
I am sick of you FUCKING BITCHES calling Sugarcube Corner every night at 3am asking for “GUMMY” and sayin’ the STUPID GALLOPING GALA THING. The thing is, I really do hate you fat meaniepants who have to make up stupid lies in order to feel good about themselves, you’re all right about that. Why don’t you just try washing your face and changing your frown upside down once in awhile and maybe you wont keep getting your IRL ass kicked by guys like me and bean called “faggot” by mares like this (Dashie).  
So fuck you all for putting words in my mouth, I know I’m not perfect yet, but I’m on my way. Go back to watching Transformers Prime and playing Pokemon or some stupid shit, I’ll be at the beach getting HIT ON by mares that you couldn’t even imagine let alone meet in real life.  
Stop posting my picture.  

This is perfect. That’s all I can say.

Hey Faggots,  
My name is gilda, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pony pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any plot? I mean, I guess it’s looking at pictures of ponies because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than clooping to this shit.  
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the hoofball team, and starter for the junior speedsters. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn ponies”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just ate me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.  
Pic Related: It’s me and my mare

By god… I lol’d