…Yeah. The answer’s going to be most likely ‘No.’
 
Girls normally have sex with a few other guys before they finally get married to the guy that they love.
 
Most of the time wives normally never answer that question because they know that if they answer him ‘NO.’ then he’s gonna get upset that he wasn’t first one and break up with her.
 
So to save the marriage the wives normally lie to him and say ‘why yes, you’re the first.’ When she knows deep inside that what she told him was an big fat lie.
 
Girls are horny bitches that can’t help themselves. They normally have their first sex during High School most of the time.
 
There’s only about an 1% to 5% chance that you’ll get lucky and find out that you’re the first one.
 
1% to 5%.
 
Good luck finding that 1% to 5%. You’re going to have a better chance of getting hit by a lighting or getting close to getting hit by a lighting than finding a girl that hasn’t done it with a guy yet.

@Dirty Bit  
It’ll be a little compared to how much concern there’ll be when his dick rots off.
 
 
@Dale  
Well, I doubt she cares much about being cool, but… fair point.

@ShimmeringStallion
 
Quite. Because no matter how hopelessly naive your partner is being, it’s not cool to laugh in their face about it. That’s no way to run a railroad.

@ShimmeringStallion
 
A little?

@Dale  
Unless their answer is: snickering, breaks into colossal laughing fit
 
THEN there’s probably a liiiittle bit of concern.

@PonyPon  

 

 

Protip from the grown-ups, kids: the answer to this question doesn’t matter.

@TheAbridgenator  
She smiles, content with the belief that no answer is an answer.
 
Meanwhile, with Shining Armor…
 

@dsagent  
An old sketch on X-play.

I’m the princess of love.  
So technically I am having sex with everyone. All the time.
 
 
Kudos to whoever gets that reference.

Five second pause “Aha… ha… ahahahaha! …No.”

Woooooooow. O~O;

@SFaccountant  
That depends on one’s personal capacity and/or willingness to separate the domains of love and sex.
 
I would think.

If he was, would that make Cadance a really lousy Princess of Love for having zero experience with sex before she got married, or a really good Princess of Love for finding a husband right off the bat?

Can you handle the answer is the bigger question…

@Antonyourknee  
xDDD

“Well dear…I’m a princess,a princess of love. You have to understand I’ve lived for a very long time and before we got the Crystal vassal state,I was a diplomat.And many times I would be required to take action to ‘seal the deal’ as it were. For the good of my little ponies. But your my husband,the stallion I happily married. You know I love you more than anyone and will be there for you always regardless of any previous ‘interactions’ I had with others.”  
“ Your right honey, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have been so selfish as to want to think me as the only one in your life.”  
“Oh don’t feel bad Shiny,it feels good to talk about it actully,always had to be all princessey around my staff,but surely my husband wouldn’t mind hearing about my conquest.”  
“Uh wait I~~”  
“Well my first time was with a griffin diplomat and while I was afraid at first soon he had me lovin it all the way.”  
“A griffon!”  
“And then I belive it was a zebra emissary who I wanted to make ‘confertable’ in our lands and then hmmm… I think this guy was a donkey,or maybe a mule I don’t remember.”  
“A mule you had it with a mule!?”  
“ Yes both I think, at the same time at both ends.Theirs are so big you know.”  
“…Uh”  
“ Of course I have to admit to the occasional romp with guards every now and then.”  
“ Woah wait what!?”  
“I stopped it now that we’re married honey.”  
But…I never got picked”  
“ Oh well I mean I knew your family so you know, I thougth it would have been awkward.”  
“ But we’re married now”  
“Well I ‘thought’ it would have been awkward.”  
“ No wonder Glazing blade was so happy that day he returned from guarding your chambers”.  
“ I don’t remember him ,you all looked the same to me? And besides its not like Celestia doesn’t do it with her guards too and I’m preety sure Luna started too.”  
“ Celest~~ wait what about you, who else in this castle have you bumped with.”  
“ Oh well , the servent colts,the royal bakers,royal keepers,towel colts,royal bankers…pretty much about half the staff here.”  
“Forgive me for being a little weirded out that half the people I work with have been inside my wife”  
“Oh Shining don’t worry,your my husband now and your the only one getting my bed I promise.By the way did Twiligth ever tell you..about that time during her graduation from the fifth academic level~~”  
“ Huh are you saying you and my little sister.”  
“Well she was drunk and I was drunk and we were both alone.  
“Oh my Celestia please stop!”  
“Okay but it wasn’t as awkward as the time your dad and I~~”  
“OkAY SEROSLY NO MORE PLEASE!”

@Antonyourknee
 
Your comment wins XD

this reminds me that simpsons episode when Ned discovered that Edna basically slept with all the town, ncluding fat comic guy.  
…  
i miss Edna…

“Hahaha … ohh shiny your so silly …”  
long awkward pause
 
Deadpan face  
“Not exactly answering my question candy …”

“Uhhhhhhh…define ‘partner’.”  
“A component in the process of active sexual relations between two (or more) individuals of composite genders.”  
“…..Define ‘first’.”  
“DAMMIT!”

“Like, first today, or…?”

If you have to ask… Then the answer is no…

@ShimmeringStallion  
She doesn’t actually answer him, though. XD

@TheAbridgenator  
BUUUUT unfortunately for the pride of Shining Armor, “multiple partners” doesn’t sit well, regardless of the emotion behind the statement.