Zibbity zabbity zoobity

@E. J. Dennis  
Me too!

She isn’t getting close, I know she isn’t getting closer….WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE SHE IS CONSTANTLY GETTING CLOSER?!

Hilarious yet profoundly disturbing.

Gonna suck if I wake up missing a kidney…

Sweetie: “Shhhh… it’s okay… I’ll make the pain go away.”

Gallician: Como carallo quedei INCONSIENTE?  
English: How the fuck did i fell unconscious?

@Background Pony #A8C8  
Bravo, BP. Bravo! :)

@Etherchanter  
That wasn’t good.
 
I just wanted to go home, but the gag in my mouth ensured I couldn’t do much other than make grunting & yelping noises while trying to ask for a way out.
 
Suddenly the door opened & I had a glimmer of hope; maybe an older pony would come in & get me out of here.
 
My hopes diminished when Apple Bloom, carrying a bag in her mouth & Scootaloo walked in. My heart raced in fear of they would do to me. Tears slowly welled up in my eyes, praying this would not end like one of my fanfics.

 
Fight! Fight! Fight!

@Daxn  
Oh no you di’int. Do not start an uncanny valley battle that you cannot win.

@DanielTepesKraus  
If you are trying to use uncanny valley… you are failing. Badly.

Sweetie Belle,it’s only 5AM…And stop purring.

@Background Pony  
Sweetie Belle: You’re a unicorn, too? That’s a strange place to have a horn!

I… don’t remember what happened. All I know is that I’m tied down to a bed, unable to move, with this… filly unicorn looking at me. She’s very cute & it’d be adorable if it wasn’t for the fact I couldn’t move an inch without the ropes digging into my flesh.
 
Then I remembered slowly.
 
Sweetie Belle.
 
The lemonade.
 
And my clothes were gone.

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@E. J. Dennis  
 
See what?

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Sweetie angel.

 
Get the hell outta my face.

The last thing I see flashing in my mind after seeing hggnngh pictures of Sweetie Bell or other adorable ponies…smiling… _{going dark}

Sweetie Belle, 15 seconds earlier: “Does this smell like chloroform to you?”

“NO SWEETie no…zzz”
 
“Yes Sweetie yes.”

….Not again!

@Background Pony  
Oh. I think I like that idea much better than the thing I thought of earlier.