“Meet my first plane pony, Nogsie.
She’s a YOV-10D NOGS (Night Observation Gunship System). First introduced in 1970, only two prototypes were ever made.
I based her off BuNo 155395, which flew as an -A model before modification, and still flies with the California Department of Forestry and Fire Prevention (as N469DF).
Yes, she’s probably bigger than you are.”
Well, you do have to keep a cannon like that properly lubricated, so maybe.
:3
Better be ready for that ordinance to penetrate your defenses!
<3
Explosive, high-velocity love.
[Flys away in a P38 Lightning]
I have done my duty. Now I must go.
[Flies away into the sky upside down]
I’m legitimately fucking crying
Mechanic: “Sarge, I get the bullets. I understand that. But what are the equippable testicles for?”
Sarge: “Son, we’ve got a sentient airship with a minigun for a boner here. Are you really gonna question her right to get laid? Are you that willing to die?”
Mechanic: [Sudden realization of self-preservation] “No.”
Sarge: “Smart answer, kid. Now load the testes before she gets angry.”
Depends on if they have the mags or testes attached
Makes me wonder just how dangerous busting a nut would be lol
And the implication has serious firepower. Take that statement as sexually or as innocently as you need to.
6gunsandacannon=7penisesThe implication is real.
Edited because: there I fixed it
That or after the first application of a little GHB
Is the access hatch available after the third dinner date?