Crazy Headcanons
Scrabbleman 
[screams in German]
Pinkie Pie actually hates pie.
Especially apple pie.
But don’t tell anyone!
Especially apple pie.
But don’t tell anyone!
Whatevo 
Arch-Rarifag
@FlutterLove
Im all hopped up on tea and waffles. I can go all night, with the Gol Hah and an Ocarina that travels through time and shit.
Im all hopped up on tea and waffles. I can go all night, with the Gol Hah and an Ocarina that travels through time and shit.
FlutterLove 
@Whatevs
I have the flute that summons a duck, it is in another Tier from that Ocarina
God Tier
Duck Summoning Flute
Loser Tier
Ocarina that travels through time and shit
I have the flute that summons a duck, it is in another Tier from that Ocarina
God Tier
Duck Summoning Flute
Loser Tier
Ocarina that travels through time and shit
Whatevo
Arch-Rarifag
@FlutterLove
Look, if you’re just going to spout nonsense then I’m going to be on my way.
Look, if you’re just going to spout nonsense then I’m going to be on my way.
Whatevo
Arch-Rarifag
@FlutterLove
Since always! You’re obviously so irrational that I appear irrational to you!
Yea, that’s it
Since always! You’re obviously so irrational that I appear irrational to you!
Yea, that’s it
Revenant Wings
Not-So-Stoic Royal Guard
BACK TO HEADCANONS, PEOPLE.
- Something exists called a “kindred bond”. The “kindred bond”, based off the phrase “kindred spirit”, is a sort of innate magic that occurs when two ponies that have something in common become very close friends. When these two ponies have a kindred bond, they are either inseparable as friends or are somehow connected to each other’s thoughts and feelings as well as being aware (subconsciously) that the other is having a problem. The Mane 6 have one kindred bond, the CMC have another, and any background ponies that frequently appear in a group will have one. Ponies can have multiple bonds, but they may not be shared by others who have these bonds.
- Cadence has the ability to use her magic to look at the relationships between ponies, whether platonic, romantic, lover, or soul mate.
Scrabbleman
[screams in German]
Godzilla exists and is escased in stone for thousands of years.
He is currently the mountain of Canterlot.
(I was going to call him Fartzilla but that would just make everyone laugh)
He is currently the mountain of Canterlot.
(I was going to call him Fartzilla but that would just make everyone laugh)
igotnopicks 
Monado User
@MonkeyDzyrax
You mean that they are Diamond Dogs. They better stay there too.
You mean that they are Diamond Dogs. They better stay there too.
And Brother I Hurt People 
The sun actually moves itself, Celestia just has to make sure it’s going on course every once in a while. While she can move it, she technically doesn’t have to every morning. In other words, it’s all for show.
Bonus: Actually, she didn’t know she didn’t have to move it until one morning where she accidentally slept in after a long night of negotiations. After testing it out for a few nights, making sure Luna wasn’t interfering, she discovered the truth.
Prince Blueblood has a knack for knocking up mares across Equestria, and getting away with it. Luna wants the royal palace to stop covering for him, but Celestia doesn’t want any royal scandals breaking out.
Bonus: Actually, she didn’t know she didn’t have to move it until one morning where she accidentally slept in after a long night of negotiations. After testing it out for a few nights, making sure Luna wasn’t interfering, she discovered the truth.
Prince Blueblood has a knack for knocking up mares across Equestria, and getting away with it. Luna wants the royal palace to stop covering for him, but Celestia doesn’t want any royal scandals breaking out.
SpacePaladin
Watcher of the Watchmen
The sun and moon move on their own. However, what does change is the day sky and night sky. That’s what Celestia and Luna do (and what the unicorns of old did), change the sky.
And Brother I Hurt People
The girl that keeps getting mentioned in Equestria Girls (the one Sunset Shimmer “destroyed”) is Lightning Dust.
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