Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post (pony version)

Silver Spoon is a food critic.

@Shepherd  
More likable than Zesty Gourmond.

That trigger looks so unnecessary.
 

@Shepherd  

 
That is now in my headcanon.

@ILoveMyoozik  
Immersion therapy.

@ILoveMyoozik  
^{”Please… kill me.“}

“Hrrrrrrnggh Twilight, I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting Spike.”

First Name: Babi  
Last Name: Poni

@Hollowfox the Stallion  
How is Babi formed?

Tempest Tempy Tempu Tempo Teppy Temmy Temy Temi Tepi Teppi lovely horsey pony with cute little horsey hoofies.
 
Clippy cloppy clippy cloppy down by the seashore.

The perfect ship doesn’t exi-
 

@ILoveMyoozik  
Still waiting on that perfect ship.

Is there any reason why Silver Spoon’s parents can’t be named Forked Tongue and Bowie Knife?

Do you think Diamond Tiara should run?

@ILoveMyoozik
 
Wahhh!!

I link Wallflower knows secrets.

[Applejack appears.]  
[Banjo music starts playing from nowhere.]

@kleptomage  
[Rarity comes in]  
[Harpsichord intensifies]

Rainbow Dash comes in
 
Hevey Metal starts playing.

@Shepherd  
Rainbow Dash comes in
 
“I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth” by Anal Cunt starts playing