“That’s weird. Could’ve sworn she was the princess, not you. Sure you wanna tell her what to do, chief?”

I’m calling bullcrap right now. C’mon, Twilight deserves to have a treat every now and then, and she has taken on countless threats, alone or not. If she has to hold up appearances, then showing she can enjoy basic luxuries like anyone else is good, as it shows she’s not a massive snob. F*ck you, cash register pony for making her feel bad and for having the decency to call her out over something so minute that it’s a surprise she helps anyone sometimes. Let her enjoy her Hayburger Deluxe and give her a permanent discount for your insult of one of Equestria’s saviors.
 
Sincerely,  
The King of the Cybers
 
PS, And if I find you pulling this stunt again with either her or one of her friends, consider yourself wanted as a bounty.
 
(Note, this is only a jab at the jerk of a cashier and not the artist, I actually enjoy the comics. This is purely out of comedy or at least not hate for the artist as a person or their art.)

Imagine judging a national hero and literal royalty for her lifestyle choices.

NO BUCK YOU!!! I WANT A BURGER!!!

how the hay is she going to get as big as celestia without any hayburgers?

>Implying your employer’s product isn’t good enough  
That’s a pretty quick way to find yourself demoted into the back of the restaurant.

Sure, she has an image to maintain. And you have a job to maintain.
 
In other words: Get the burger or your ass is on the curb, you cash register jockey.

Later: “Hey kid, I’ll give you ten bits if you go in there and buy me a hayburger.”

@Otterhand  
“Food slave” lol, yes. Did you put “Human slave” for all the ink blots? XD

But it’s only hay.
 
Though I suppose the starches and/or carbo-hydrates in bread… Wait: I’m not even a dietitian so whatever.

Wow, it would suck if it worked like that.

BUCK YOU FOOD SLAVE LET HER HAVE THE BURGER!!!