@OneUglyDiamondDog  
I need pics, bro.

You uh. You wanna try re-writing that, Dashie?

@Kindred  
Oh, if only you could see my face, I think you honestly would change your tune. Seriously. And as for taking up a skill or hobby? I have, and I failed at those, too. I know it seems egotistical, and, as much as I hate to admit it, it is to some extent. But really, the reason I wrote that paragraph is because I see a lot of these kind of pictures, and frankly they just remind me of what I’ll never have. This was simply the “straw that broke the camel’s back”, and I had to get it off my chest. And I really am serious when I say I’m hideous to behold. THAT is an honest to goodness fact.

@OneUglyDiamondDog  
Since you took the time to write out an entire paragraph brazenly painting yourself as the worst person in the world, I feel the responsibility is mine to deflate your over-abundant ego just a bit.
 
Yes, you heard me right. You have waaaay too much of an ego. Being the absolute worst at something is an achievement in and of itself, and by claiming such a title you’ve more than flattered yourself. It’s almost as if you recognize that you can’t be the most attractive man in the world, so you’ve taken it upon yourself to claim being the least. Can’t just be ordinary, can we? How humble.
 
Let me be clear here: those girls wouldn’t even notice you. They wouldn’t be disgusted by you because, likely as not, they wouldn’t be able to tell your average looks and demeanor apart from the thousand other students that attend their school. So tell me, do you really think that your presence is so powerful, so divinely inspired, that they’d even look at you? Disgust and revulsion are reserved for those that can attract attention to themselves. The only thing I can see of you that would attract theirs is your blatant self-pity, and they’d tune you out within a few seconds.
 
If you’re really wanting to stand out in some way, I’d suggest picking up some skill or hobby. Turns out that if you focus on one thing long enough, you’ll eventually get good at it. What a shocker. Try learning how to write, lift some weights, take Karate, learn woodwork, or (dare I say it) learn how to draw. And before you say ‘I’m so terrible at everything’, just realize that everyone sucks at those things until they put the time into it.
 
The only thing holding you back is you.
 
Best regards,
 
~K

@AwkwardLuna  
Eh, probably because, deep down, I really do know that this kind of situation is absolutely impossible for me and it really does ruin the whole pic in my eyes. I mean, it’s really hard to get into a fantasy like this when that knowledge is everpresent in your mind, and it just depresses the heck out of you rather than make you feel better.

@OneUglyDiamondDog  
And why did you feel the need to post a paragraph of self pity over a fictional character?

@Lawful Girly  
Not really. There’s a DAMN good reason my name on here is “OneUglyDiamondDog”…

@OneUglyDiamondDog  
The rare male version of:  

I’m sorry…I’m so sorry…but as well drawn (and I do mean “well-drawn”) as this series is, and as much as I KNOW it’s a fantasy, I still can’t believe a woman (ANY woman, but a woman like her in particular) would actually be attracted to me enough to do…this. I don’t care what that letter says about how she’d admire my determination and spirit, NO WOMAN LIKE HER OR THE OTHER 5 WOULD EVEN BE REMOTELY INTERESTED IN ME WHATSOEVER. Disgusted, repulsed, revolted, abhorred, appalled, nauseated, and outright violently sickened by my sheer presence I find far more believable. After all, when you’ve got Big Macintosh, Braeburn or any other “hunk”, why settle for me?

I can just here the baka word so many times right now.

@PonyPon  
Maybe all the blushing overheated her brain.

I love how she scratched out the letter. XD

Makes it even funnier if you read it like the guy’s name was Haha.

THE TSUN IS TOO STRONG!

Whether the guy dates her or not, she’s probably going to stab him to death either way.

There’s tsundere and then there’s “threaten to murder you in a confession of love” tsundere.
 
Ember ain’t got nothing on this Dash.

@Lawful Girly  
We’re talking about a character that still hands over a love letter after it devolves into ‘die die die’.

@Marvelous TK  
Then she would have fixed it, presumably?

@PonyPon  
Baka baka baka baka baka urusai urusai urusai!
 
(by which i mean seems pretty standard modern tsun to me)
 
@Lawful Girly  
How d’you know she didn’t just type and print?

@PonyPon  
Come to think of it, she’s writing this by hand, right? So what was up with the random letters?

@Marvelous TK  
Tsun nothing, that was either a stroke or a bipolar swap near the end.

Meanwhile in Danganronpa.

Tsunderainbow! Taste de rainbow.