I’m so glad someone made this. This is exactly what I thought when I saw the card.

Who want to battle me

Nice! I haven’t played Magic since the Masques block though. =/

@Keith Mowz  
It’s OK, but one of the most commonly played cards in standard right now incidentally kills enchantments.

@Keith Mowz  
This isn’t even the first card to use this effect. And “remove anything until you can deal with this” at three mana isn’t exactly a recent development. Oblivion Ring was first printed in 2007, and it doesn’t even give you a land as compensation.

I only just woke up and this is beautiful. (saw the card on Mythic Spoiler first, though. Surprised I didn’t think of this as well).
 
 
@FanOfMostEverything  
Applause. (I’d make that look like a sound effect, but all those symbols are preempted)
 
 
@Poison Trail  
The flavour text of “Campaign of Vengeance” begs to differ:  
*“There is no saving this world, not anymore. But we shall be its bloody vengeance.”  

That feels… exceptionally powerful. It’s basically “Remove target creature/planeswalker from the game entirely until you manage to destroy this enchantment for 3 mana. You have been given an extra land card as compensation.” I presume this is just further power escalation since I stopped playing.

@FanOfMostEverything
 
S’beautiful.

@FanOfMostEverything
 
That would be accurate, were it not for the fact the “Elder walker” did not give up, he was incapacitated by the younger and left to a fate worse than death. :P

@FanOfMostEverything  
Ugin will NOT be a happy dragon when little Nahiri comes crying to him about mean old Sorin imprisoning her for 1000 years, then proceeding to get back at him by summoning a dank Eldrazi party to mean old Sorin’s plane.

Once upon a time in the magical land of Zendikar, there were three planeswalkers who worked together and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the youngest used her lithomancy powers to craft hedrons from stone; the elder brought them into a network to imprison the Eldrazi. Thus, the three ’walkers maintained balance for the Multiverse and its people, all the different types of sapients. But as time went on, the youngest ’walker became resentful. The older ’walkers relished and played in their respective planes, while she was shunned and slept through her lonely vigil. One fateful day, the youngest ‘walker refused to leave her fellow’s plane and let go of a grudge. The elder ‘walker tried to reason with her, but the bitterness in the young one’s heart had led her to summon a wicked creature of nightmares: Emrakul.
 
The younger ’walker vowed that she would destroy the land as surely as her own had been. Reluctantly, the elder ’walker gave up on his home. But using the magic of research and animism, others defeated the monster and banished her permanently in the moon.

Did you just call Luna fat