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In an Alternate Universe.
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“Hey Dragons,
My name is Spike, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, mean, bullies who spend every second of their day wrestling with other mean dragons. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any friendship? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than competing for a scepter in a gauntlet.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I saved the crystal ponies from King Sombra, and basically a main character. What friends do you have, other than “That guy I beat up yesterday”? I also get a free bed, and have a super cute princess friend (She just washed me; Because I had a RASH). You are all bullies who should just hug and be nice. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my friend”
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