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Description
Sassy takes a thorough count of the stock every day when the doors close. She must, given how popular these latest styles have proven to be.
She’s got the build of a QH or Arabian compared to the Falabella and Shetland build of most other ponies.
This was the best Description ever!!!!!
The pony body in general.
Never thought of Sassy Saddles as fat in any sense.
Not including the PHAT cousin to fat, the science hasnt come back on that.
The pony body is fatter cuddlier than the awkward human one. They have all legs with hoovies made to cuddle you, quadropad so the flank is more presented and can lay on their backs to look even more cuddly. They have a large head to lean on your lap, larger eyes to gaze at and a more noticeable bed-room stare to really make you melt. Their manes are longer, so even stallions are extra petable. And their entire body is covered in a furry coat, so they are extra comforting to touch.
Earthponies are nice and basic, although they are stronger if you like being dominated a little. Pegasi have wings that burst in the really arousingly cute way, but griffins and aliocorns have the larger wings that makee great blankets. Unicorns are best at domination though, able to hold you still with levitation and reach your rump with their wip.
And best of all: the flank. It has a cutiemark to read, it’s so squishy, round, and large, and there’s a tail to swish and stroke your legs.
Everything about a pony is far sexier than a human because our limbs are too skinny, eyes too tiny, and rumps too awkwardly placed, but it does have a sweet curve to it. Their longer limbs are great for dominance, able to wrap around you and even pin you to the bed.
But we all love our cuddly stuff-animal sized ponies over body-pillows because overall, a pony makes you feel safe. Comforted. Like everything is going to be okay.