“For cryin’ out loud, sis!” Apple Bloom hollered out, pressing her tiny body into Applejack’s massive rump. “What the heck were you doin’ out of your room anyway?” She grunted with every push she attempted, no matter how little it helped. “Better yet, HOW did you even get out of your room in the first place?”

“I needed to use the bathroom, so Big Mac had to help me through,” Applejack explained, wincing heavily as her thunderous thighs squeezed up against the door frame. “Would you hurry it up back there? Got a ton of schoolwork I need to catch up on!”

“Well, where’d Big Mac go anyway?”

“I don’t know!” AJ griped with annoyance. “Outta nowhere, he just said he had to go downtown, so he ended up ditchin’ me in the middle of the hallway. Been tryin’ to get my big fat hindquarters back in my room for like half an hour now!”

Apple Bloom gave another aggressively useless push when she suddenly stopped, a whole new question dawning on her. “Uh, Applejack?”

“What is it now?”

“Just how exactly did you use the bathroom?”

“JUST SHUT UP AND PUSH ALREADY!!!”

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Applejack - 775 lbs

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