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04 : SCALLOP
Heres a random fact, I never had a fortune cookie before! What do they taste like???

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You’re not missing out on much. At best they tastes like semi-sweet vanilla, at worst, sugary cardboard. The fortune is usually more fun then the cookie.
Background Pony #F49B
To be honest, fortune cookies aren’t supposed to be super tasty, they’re just supposed to be a nifty way to hold a little fortune. Actually eating the leftover cookie seems to be largely optional.
Background Pony #B9E5
They taste like sugary flavoured cardboard. At least the last I had teasted like this.
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They’re like plain, thin, vanilla cookies with paper inside. You have to take the paper out before eating the cookie, of course.