That pony is about to tear every muscle in their body. I can’t even tell what lift they are attempting (but certainly not a squat). Someone please stop them right now.

There is truth to that quote.

@Barhandar
 
i can only dream of being that spontaneously clever

@calmwind32  
Aaaand now I imagine Calm Wind doing just what’s described in that glorious copypasta.

i apologize ahead of time… i couldn’t stop it… (this is copied and pasted)
 
I READ OP’S QUESTION AND IMMEDIATELY SAID TO MYSELF, I’M GOING TO SIT RIGHT DOWN AND TELL THIS MOTHERFUCKER EXACTLY HOW I EAT MY MOTHERFUCKING STEEL CUT OATZ
 
I MAKE A GIGANTIC FUCKING BATCH EVERY FOUR DAYS. WHEN IM DONE I HAVE AN ENOURMOUS BOWL OF STEEL CUT OATZ AND AT THIS POINT I GENERALLY TAKE THE FIRST FEW FEET OF MY COCK OUT OF MY PANTS AND FAP BECAUSE THE SIGHT IS BEAUTIFUL
 
EVERY MORNING I TAKE A GOODLY PORTION OF THAT FUCKING POND OF GLORY AND I POUR VANILLA FUCKING SOYMILK INTO THE FUCKING BOWL WITH THE FUCKING OATZ AND I PUT THEM IN THE MICROWAVE WHERE I PICTURE THEM FUCKING WHILE THEY HEAT UP
 
I’VE NOW GOT A BOWL OF HOT OATZ AND AN INFALLIBLY RIGID DICK BUT I AM NOT DONE MOTHERFUCKER AND IT IS NOT YET TIME TO EAT
 
I REACH AROUND BEHIND ME AND GRAB MY NUTS FROM THE CUPBOARD AND SPRINKLE A BUNCH OF WALNUTS INTO THAT FUCKING BOWL. I GRAB MY RAISINS AND I SHAKE MY RAISINS INTO THAT FUCKING BOWL, I GRAB MY PRUNES AND I LAY MY PRUNES INTO THAT FUCKING BOWL, AND I GRAB MY FUCKING NAKED BANANA AND I LAYER IT INTO THAT FUCKING BOWL.
 
AT THIS POINT I COLLAPSE ONTO THE FLOOR AND FUCK A NEW HOLE INTO THE HARDWOOD OF MY KITCHEN BECAUSE I JUST CAN’T FUCKING STAND MY GORGEOUS FUCKING OATZ, THEN I STAND UP AND I EAT THAT FUCKING BOWL, THE WHOLE FUCKING THING INCLUDING THE BOWL ITSELF, WITHOUT ANY UTENSILS AND THEN I GO THROW MYSELF AT THE SEX DOLL I HAVE DRESSED UP LIKE THE QUAKER OATZ GUY AND I LITERALLY FUCK IT UNTIL MY NEIGHBORS CALL THE COPS.

>Only lmao3pl8