When you realize you left the stove on by accident.

It looks like it’s on VHS

@Background Pony #3BBB  
There’s plenty of ways to be a captain. What about Captain Fistpuncher the Pro Wrestler? XD

@C Money  

 
What if he is and just on leave?

Headcanon time: Human Canterlot City/Canterville’s high school years lasts five years (just like a certain country, Italy I guess). The HuMane 7 and Shadow 5 are 17/18 and are in their 3rd year while Shining Armor helped Crystal Prep win the Friendship Games in his last year (when he was 20 or 21). So, summing up everything I have spoken: In my headcanon, the HuMane 7 and the Shadow 5 are 17/18, Shining Armor is 24 or 25 and Cadence’s age is somewhere between 25 and 29.

@OneOverTwo  
Young man falls in love and marries his former teacher  

@TheAntiCat  
I’m not slamming my head in the walls, I’m speculating. I will have more to back this as soon as it goes on Netflix.

@C Money  

 

His career was never brought up. All he is at this time is a legacy. :T

@Dawn Blast  
I bet they’ll get married later anyways.  
’Snot like pony Cadance is likely to be younger than Shining Armor.

@Dawn Blast  
Okay… I just… I need to see this to see how bad it is.

@C Money  
SA JUST graduated from High School. Cadence is Dean at his Alma Matter.

@Dawn Blast  
Wait, he’s not married to Cadence in the human world? What? What the frak?

@C Money  
He could be in police academy here.

@Background Pony #6187  
And in the pony world, Shining is captain of the Royal guard. And in the human world, he’s a… Wimp.

Well in the pony world shining armor had long hair  
But in the human world he had sort hair

@C Money  
*as famous

@Dawn Blast  
… Of a professional football team. Someone is famous around the lines of Coach Ditka.

@C Money
 
Or at least Coach

This? This is the EG world’s Shining Armor? You think they make him a police officer. Or in the military.

@Trahzo  
Yeah, I didn’t get it. I thought you just didn’t know the word.

He looks like the relative that the Joker is ashamed to talk about.

@OneOverTwo  
Hey, I’m making puns. I can’t take jokes but it’s hard for others to understand mine.

@Trahzo  
Doesn’t it just mean that he graduated from a particular high school? Like he’s an alumnus of Crystal Prep.

Well, at least now we know what he looks like in this world.