The time wasting thread [SFW] -NoFullExplicit/Grimdark
uc9 
Corrupter of the pure
Most useless minecraft invention ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1CddzgVW14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1CddzgVW14
Number1pegasus
The Element of laughter
@twistedmetalero
That’s either good or bad.
Step 1: Make sure bed is comfy, Step 2: Make sure bed is you’re bed or indeed a bed, Step 3: lift covers, Step 4: Get under cover, Step 5: Put cover over self, Step 6: Pray to the all mighty Jontron for forgiveness of you’re sins, Step 7: Close you’re fucking eyes Dammit, Step 8: Count the Jumping Slim Shady’s, Step 9: Read Step 10, Step 10: GO TO FUCKING SLEEP
That’s either good or bad.
Step 1: Make sure bed is comfy, Step 2: Make sure bed is you’re bed or indeed a bed, Step 3: lift covers, Step 4: Get under cover, Step 5: Put cover over self, Step 6: Pray to the all mighty Jontron for forgiveness of you’re sins, Step 7: Close you’re fucking eyes Dammit, Step 8: Count the Jumping Slim Shady’s, Step 9: Read Step 10, Step 10: GO TO FUCKING SLEEP
Twisty
@Number1pegasus
but what if lord jontron doesnt forgive my sins? will i have bad nightmares about bootlegged pokemon games and foodfight?
but what if lord jontron doesnt forgive my sins? will i have bad nightmares about bootlegged pokemon games and foodfight?
PaskaNaakka 
PM me Maud pics
@Number1pegasus
I misread that last point as “go on fucking sheep”, now i’m in jail for bestiality. Thanks a lot!
I misread that last point as “go on fucking sheep”, now i’m in jail for bestiality. Thanks a lot!
Number1pegasus
The Element of laughter
@twistedmetalero
Get out of bed and go to the mirror where you will close you’re eyes and say “Biggie Smalls” 3 times.
@PaskaNaakka
You’re welcome.
Get out of bed and go to the mirror where you will close you’re eyes and say “Biggie Smalls” 3 times.
@PaskaNaakka
You’re welcome.
QuasarNova 
I think I might have a problem with this one
Step 6: Pray to the all mighty Jontron for forgiveness of you’re sins,
I think I might have a problem with this one
Number1pegasus
The Element of laughter
@QuasarNova
Thou shall be hung up on the parrot statue and be thrown tomatoes and Sonic 06 disks at for his insolence!
May Jontron have mercy on thy soul!
Thou shall be hung up on the parrot statue and be thrown tomatoes and Sonic 06 disks at for his insolence!
May Jontron have mercy on thy soul!
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