The time wasting thread [SFW] -NoFullExplicit/Grimdark

@Shadow_the_Hedgehog
 
then we shall never die.
 
inmortality achieved ladies and gentlemen, call the scientist and tell them they are a bunch of dumbasses.

With all this talk about immortality, what would you guys do if you were immortal?  
And don’t bring ‘The Man From Earth’ into this.  
Every time there’s a talk about immortality, someone brings in that movie.

@HJSDGCE
 
I would be a legend. Shadow, the Omega Hedgehog.

@HJSDGCE  
If truly 100% immortal do the same thing I always do. The only thing that would change is that I would over time try to learn everything. The reason being is that if we’re talking surviving the heat death of the universe you’d have a billion or so years to learn everything; then you would have a googol years until all energy dissipated and then another big bang happened due to recreating the same situation that lead to our universe.
 
Then wait until the new universe bangs then wait until the galaxies, stars, planets form and life evolve then do it all over just continue the same thing enjoying life.

Faust mit uns  
 
As we stand united  
All together Faust mit uns
 
From the old gen’s demise  
See a fandom rise  
From the net reaching far  
Here we are!
 
I think I found an epic fandom parody.

So apparently Michael Bay is still making the teenage mutant ninja turtles movie:  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjsWpM9zFU

@uc9  
Turtles flying away in explosions  
COWABONGA!

@Shadow_the_Hedgehog  
I think you mean CowaBOOMga.

@someguy111  
Boo… Bad pun…
 
In a completely different story, I saw two dogs mate yesterday. I looked close and I saw two flies mate on their backs. Just a few meters away in the premises of a restaurant, two cats were mating.
 
I don’t know how to feel about this.

@HJSDGCE
 
i once sit near a insect mating place, about 5 insect pairs were mating there.
 
or maybe they were soldiers carrying their wounded comrades.

@twistedmetalero
 
I once say an orgy of birds in a just one three. It was disturbing.

@HJSDGCE  
It’s called springtime.

@someguy111  
I call it “Shit! Summer’s coming!” time.

@uc9  
“Shit”? Summer is cause for celebration!

@someguy111  
You’ve obviously have never been to texas.  

@uc9  
I don’t mind hight heat at all, I wear long pants when it’s over 100 degrees.

@uc9  
Try Arizona. It’s a dry heat.

im thinking of going to australia, any tips to not die?

@igotnopicks  
Texas is a dry heat as well.
 
The one thing I hate is actually a sunny summerday. Nothing is worse in my opinion than a cloudless summer day.  
@twistedmetalero  
Watch out for dropbears or your face is going to get mauled and turned to paste.

@twistedmetalero  
Do not touch anything natural, not even kittens. Its all poisonous.

@igotnopicks  
I thrive in hot weather, heat warnings to me are like a blizzard warning for a skier. In the summer, I like to just sit in my car after it been sitting out in the sun for a few hours, it’s like a sauna with wheels. Good thing it’s done offgassing any glues and chemicals.

@uc9  
Actually it’s not as dry.
 
90 degree weather is not really hot(Arizona gets to 100 and it keeps getting harsh) But overall Texas is fricken Humid(it’s not dry if it feels like a sweatbag machine)

@gasmaskangel
 
Never put your clothes outside and keep your hazard suit and steel plate armor in a air-tight cabinet also.

@someguy111  
So do I. I really hate cold weather. That’s why I look forward to the Summer. My Dad and mom hate it. But I love it.

@igotnopicks  

 
Texas is a 105 and stays at a 105 for months without cooling during night. The place I was living at was so dry the lake almost dried up.