The time wasting thread [SFW] -NoFullExplicit/Grimdark

@uc9
 
Yeah. Somehow, I got that moments when I wake up to go to school.

@uc9  
Uhhh!!  
I hate that.  
It’s like my brain is a messy archive. The memories are there, but I couldn’t locate it until later.

well it looks like i’m not the only one who’s mind sometimes just goes blank and completely forgets what they are doing.

@ThatRandomGuy42  
It’s so weird when you think about it though; for all you know you could have forgotten to zip your pants, forgot to take clothing stickers off, forgot to flush the toilet, forgot to check the mail, forgot to take your medicine, forgot to turn off the stove, forgot to take out the trash, forgot your wallet or announced to your crush that you like them and you wouldn’t even remember.
 
Hell you could have gone streaking through walmart yelling, “FREEDDOOOOMMMM!!” while wearing blue face paint and playing the bagpipes and you would never know that you did it.

@uc9  
forgotten to zip your pants-done that  
forgot to take clothing stickers off-done that  
forgot to check the mail-done that  
forgot to turn off the stove, forgot to take out the trash, forgot your wallet-done all those

@uc9
 
today i was buying a keyboard in the mall, when i was exiting the beep of the alarm set off on me, i checked every goddamn pocked i had but coulnt find anything, the guards let me go.
 
what if i stole something but forgot wshere i put it?
 
i also forget to take my eey medicine lots of times.

@twistedmetalero  
I forgot to check the bottom of my shopping cart once and walked out of the store with a carton of milk I didn’t pay for. Now the self checkout says “be sure sure to check the bottom of your cart”
 
Speaking of shopping, when someone asks to to get them a few things from the store I forget at least one thing, even if I only have to remember 3 things.

$50 on seraphim and shadow checking to make sure they took out the trash or such.

You blink every six seconds.
 
Have fun.

@uc9
 
No… I was standing in the bathroom and suddenly, my pants got wet. I am not sure why that happened or why I was in the bathroom. I dont remember :/

@Shadow_the_Hedgehog  

@ThatRandomGuy42
 
for some reason this shit never phases me.
 
when people tell me “Now you are breathing manually or blinking” im like ok, and move on with my life.

Ever had that moment where you had an amazing idea, someone interrupted you and you forgot it entirely?  
Kinda often to me.

@HJSDGCE  
This

@HJSDGCE  
Yeah I know what mean! I’m scared to sit back and think deeply because I want to avoid coming up with a good idea or otherwise letting my mind relax because being startled because some idiot outside makes a loud noise.

@HJSDGCE  

 
Speaking of which:  
If you have a generator where the coils are on the outside instead of the inside and the armature is suspended at the tips through magnets and it’s in a vacuum then you start it where does the energy come from? Obviously energy is lost because it’s not a absolute vacuum though, but that doesn’t completely account for a lot.

Where’d everyone go?

im die

im regenerate

@ThatRandomGuy42  
lol no  

please send my condolences to my kangaroo wife

@PaskaNaakka  
lol yea  

@twistedmetalero  
Wait did you just get killed by your wife while your wife watches who is standing next to her mom who is pregnant with your wife?
 
 
Anybody else ever notice how strange that part of doctor who was?

@uc9
 
imma say yes if that makes you happy.

Anyone felt that the Drake and Josh episode where Josh cuts Drake out of his life may now have hit uncomfortably close to home?