The time wasting thread [SFW] -NoFullExplicit/Grimdark

@uc9  
That thing is probably the most random combination ever. Ankylosaurus and Pteranodon. Surely it would have been better to make a cross between a Pteranodon and a Velociraptor than that thing.

@trashboat  
Get in the fucking dinosaur Shinji!

@Number1pegasus  
 
There it is

@trashboat  
STOONER SUNSHINE!

Continuing to play fate/extra something hit me; is it weird that five hundred years ago mythological creatures like kitsune the reaction by people was:  
“Oh no, please don’t let them be real! I don’t want to be seduced by one!”  
And now modern day the reaction by people is:  
“Oh no, I wish they were real! I would want to be seduced by one!”
 
 
No seriously, think about it for a second mythological creatures were originally meant to scare the living shit out of people, but now people wish they were real so they could bang them.

@Number1pegasus  
Relevant

@uc9  
Lucky Creatures I guess.
 
Literally Come at me bro.

@uc9  
I want to cum inside Nessie.
 
Also, the back of the Ankyloranodon (the green and purple flying dinosaur) card says that the creature weighs 9 tons, but somehow it can still fly.

@trashboat  
Oh fuck yes! My Duwang is so damn ready right now!

@Number1pegasus  
You don’t mess with Shin getter

@trashboat  
Unless your another Shin Getter.
 
And even then the odds are tuff!

@Number1pegasus  
No one is stupid enough to make another shin getter

@trashboat  
I don’t know, some people are pretty stupid.
 
“How do we kill Getter!? I GOT IT! MAKE ANOTHER SHIN GETTER!!!”

This Star Wars set is very rare.  
 
So is this Jurassic Park dinosaur.  
 
This matchbox safari jeep can go for up to $1000.  

@Number1pegasus  
This of course results in the apocalypse

@trashboat  
Again!

Speaking of the apocalypse, if the inevitable were to happen, how would you like it to end?
 
(I know it’s a sadistic question)

 
The Boazanian empire are invading
 
Voltes V is nowhere to be seen
 
The Main mecha from the last mecha show you’ve watched is what has to fight them
 
What happens?

@HJSDGCE  
Eaten by a T. rex, maybe while orgasming.

@HJSDGCE  
SPACE PONIES FROM THE SKY, MEXICAN FOOD MAKING EVERYONE USING THE BATHROOM SIMULTANIOUSLY, DISNEY TAKES OVER, APRIL FOOLS JOKE GONE BAD, BIEBER IS ACTUALLY AN ALIEN TIME BOMB, M.A LARSON!!!!!!!!

@trashboat  
Well lets see? The last Mecha show I watched was the first episode of Mazinkaiser.

Um…
 
Would answer if it wasn’t so strange
 
@Number1pegasus  
The Boazanians would get their asses swiftly handed to them

@trashboat  
HURAY! MAZINKAISER!

@Number1pegasus  
Mine is Mazinger Z, Less likely, But he could still do it

@trashboat  
At least you have a chance!
 
Ok my turn for a question!
 
What would you do if all of a sudden it was up to you to protect the planet from evil random aliens and ancient beasts scattered across the world and the only way to Defeat them is our old classic mecha Vs. Beast battles!