@ArmadilloEater
you ever hear about the german, french, and american soldier who found a magic lamp during world war ii? tired and fatigued of the fighting, the killing, the bloodshed, they agreed to a temporary cease-fire and decided to share it.
out popped the genie. “there’s three of you and three wishes, so you each get one!”
the german steps forward. “i am so sick of the fighting”, he says, “i wish the fighting was over in france and me and all the germans were back home with our families.”
“done,” says the genie, and the german soldier vanishes.
the american steps forward. “genie, that kraut had a great idea,” he says. “i wish the fighting was over in all of europe and me and all the allies were back home with our families.”
“done,” says the genie, and the american soldier vanishes.
finally the french soldier steps forward. “so all the germans, and all the americans are gone from france? i’ll have a coke.”