@Parasprite
Next time, try cooking your dogs in the oven and finishing them on the grill. That way you’ll have the flame crisp outside without fear of burning them, and you’ll know the insides will be perfectly done.
And if not, just throw them into the radiation bath in the lab and they should be safe to eat in no time. And either way, hard to beat a dog outside, isn’t it?
I currently reside in the United States so I and all my neighbors are enjoying shooting, grilling, and tonight we’ve got a bunch of industrial fireworks thanks to a friend who is a professional Pyrotechnician to watch.
I’ve even gotten out grandpa’s “Ol’ Rattatat” from the war for everyone to make noise and throw some sparks with (under proper and fully compliant monitoring conditions per Federal regulations). That old propane tank didn’t know what hit it!
Ha ha ha just serious.
I hope you are all having wonderful days too.