Terrible food.

Just a reminder that this woman had a show for almost ten years and won an Emmy for this.
 
Be warned this may just become a Sandra Lee dump thread. But God, is she a neverending source of amusement.

30 seconds in and she already sounded like a cracked nut. That video was hilarious. People don’t actually follow her instruction… right?
 
Someone should make Gordon Ramsay watch the video and film his reaction.

@Itsthinking  
How could this woman even consider herself a chef?

the fact that she has her own tv show is quite amusing

@Grieffon  
Keep watching, the tree she makes is hilarious.
 
@SeraphimDawn  
She isn’t a chef. She’s a cook. There’s a difference.
 
 
@MoogSourceVermona  
This one is on hiatus for one where she just goes around drinking cocktails and sloppily making her own versions of the restaurant’s dishes.

@Itsthinking  
No, shes just a canteen lady.

@SeraphimDawn  
That looks like shit. Literally looks like shit. Even the melted fat promoted the shitty look. Who in their right mind would show that on TV?
 
Right, the one who would make a cocktail glass Christmas tree.

Look up her Kwanzaa and Hanukkah cakes and your head will explode. I think I remember reading that the people who wrote recipes for her would make things like that to see how far they could take her bad tastes.
 
Turns out: pretty far. When someone likes cocktails with lemonade and cream in them and a cake with oranges and mint, you’ve reached a limit.

Just about everything she does involves alcohol. I love how her cocktails are just alcohol mixed with more alcohol. That woman must be an alcoholic. Berry Punch would love this show.

So after doing some reading on her past I must say I feel bad for laughing at her. Instead of seeing a bad cook with a love of alcohol I see a woman who is trying to cover up her past pain by dulling it with drinking, making food she can be proud of without going to too much trouble, and getting rather obsessed with decorating. It’s actually pretty sad. Being in a similar position of wanting to just dull the pain and move on, I can sympathize with her.

Two shots of vodka.
 
This woman would either be the best or the worst bartender in the world, depending on who you ask.

@Itsthinking  
AA would have a field day with her.

 
 
 
More Nightmare Food!

Those look like poisoned nightmares. While we are at it with terrible food. Starbucks’s coffee tastes like burned mud.

Is she the one that made that terrible meatloaf abomination?

@professor_of_hoers  
Yes.

@Itsthinking  
And for the record that meatloaf alone should never be swallowed by mere mortals.

 
URRReahhh!!!!

@SeraphimDawn  
the one on the left looks pretty bad, but the idea of a bacon wrapped hot dog doesnt sound bad at all

“Pizzas” you’ll regret seeing in your life.  
Food un-porn.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
MMmmm, Good! Isn’t it? Traditional Failtalian recipe. || Not to be confused with Italian. Know the Difference!||  

 
 
No f-ing flavour! These are the WORST f-ing I’ve ever eaten. I’m wondering WTF is “Oriental” Flavour?….
 
OH!  
MY!  
F-ING!  
G-!

Remen is a better type of noodles for eating(plus since its got the flavor in those mini packages). I dont have an image, but I know I made mixed crisped bacon with ham slices and egg to make a sandwich. A pretty good one I might add.

@MoogSourceVermona  
There’s bacon wrapped sausages. That good enough? IIRC they’re called ‘pigs in blankets’.  

Cole slaw  
Guacamole  
Celery
 
too nasty to even post

@Alalic  
I’m not a fan of pork but those are delicious!

@someguy111  
Yeah, I love those things. It’s a shame that I can only find them around the Christmas period for some reason.