The time wasting thread [SFW] -NoFullExplicit/Grimdark

@Gizoid101  
All porn is illegal. ALL OF IT! So much for freedom.

@someguy111  
The sad thing is that’s the best way to gauge it cause if you start asking in a lot of countries about freedom chances are you’re going to get visited by some nice people in black uniforms and ski masks politely asking you to face the wall and then they nicely “pop” your neck.

@someguy111  
It’s not so bad in southern Finland.
 
Plus we have some delightful weirdness to make up for it  

@PaskaNaakka  
Wha….but…..HUH?!

@PaskaNaakka  
I would go insane in a country where porn is illegal. Instead I want to live somewhere that is the exact opposite, a place that is very open-minded and porn is not evil.

@someguy111  
You’ll want Finland then. Or scandinavia, Sweden for example is one of the most open-minded countries there are.
 
 
@SquiggyBomb  
I could explain that thing, but it would only take away from its beauty.

@someguy111
 

 
Dude… the only way is seaching fot anothe planet.

The one thing that the usa does have going for it though is:  

@uc9  
Wait they don’t have Gushers in other countries?

@SquiggyBomb  
Nope.
 
Gushers are awesome and I feel legitimately sorry for anyone that has never tasted one.

@uc9  
A moment of silence for our Gusherless brothers and sister.

@uc9  
I would actually like to live in country that’s more concerned with the quality of it’s food than the US. Not having junk food may sound like a bad thing but it also means the country and it’s people have high standards for good food which means it’s easy to get.

@uc9  
@SquiggyBomb
 
First time I hear about Gushers… is bad, isn’t?

@uc9  
There is one positive to living in the south.  

@SquiggyBomb
 
Never hear of it :/

@Gizoid101  
Nah, gushers are awesome.

@Gizoid101  

 
A moment of silence for gizoid101  
*amazing grace starts playing.

@Gizoid101  
DUUUUUUUDE Cheerwine is delicious.  
It’s cherry soda!

@uc9  
@SquiggyBomb
 
I can only say that USA have the “best” things.

@Gizoid101  
Well for every awesome thing we have like 5 terrible things.

@Gizoid101  
Other countries make fun of the usa for being so fat, but can you exactly blame us? Walking into a grocery store or a gas station and passing by the candy section is like walking into willy wonka’s factory. The walmart in the next city over has ten aisles to candy.
 
Come with me and you’ll be  
In a world of pure imagination  
Take a look and you’ll see  
Into your imagination
 
We’ll begin with a spin  
Trav’ling in the world of my creation  
What we’ll see will defy  
Explanation

@uc9  
Ohhh Gene Wilder.  
You are one whimsical bastard.

@uc9  
That’s what I mean, there is so much junk food out there that the standards for food here is very low. I can’t eat anything from a restaurant because it has some nasty ingredients I don’t want.

@uc9
 
Here where I live, the candies are very few, only chips and sodas are the most sold junk food in my country.

@someguy111  
Holy crap!  
How did such laws pass?  
Not even the UK is that extremist.