Would You Rather...

Austria

Jump out the window or down the stairs?

Stairs. It could be two stairs.

Get eaten by a Shark? Get eaten by a Lion?

Shark, they can just bite you and then spit you out

Drink dirty water or spoiled milk?

Dirty Water. Hands down.

Float in the middle of space or the middle of the ocean?

Middle Of The Ocean, there’s a chance you’ll get rescued

Sleep on a bed of nails or on hot coals?

Ooh, that’s tough. Probably hot coals, because they’ll cool down over time. Nails are always sharp.

The power of flight? Or invisibility?

Flight, cause when you’re invisible, you’ll be blind

Play the guitar or piano?

Guitar 

Would you rather be naked or be in a fish suit

I already play guitar, so I’ll say guitar.

Play console for the rest of your life? Or PC?

Console

Live in a trailer park or an RV?

RV, at least I can change my location at will.

Work outside in the dead of winter, or in the scorching summer?

Scorching summer, I already do that with my current job

Drive a motorcycle or truck?

A truck
Would you rather live in the desert with anyone you want or live in a place of your choice without anyone else in the world?

Place of my choice

Wear a clashing outfit or mismatched shoes?

Clashing outfit

Die completely forgotten or die with your name cursed?

Completely Forgotten

Be stuck in an RPG or an FPS?

RPG please!

Would you rather have no hands or have no feet?

No hands

Wear your shoes on your hands or gloves on your feet?

Shoes on my hands 

Would you rather be a druid or a cleric?

Cleric

Wear a shirt with holes or pants with holes?

Shirt.

Broken Shoes or Hole in Socks?

hole
would you rather have a tail or animal ears? (you cant hide them)

Animal ears!

Would you rather, Be your own ponysona, or have your favorite pony next to you

Fave Pony next to me.

Live in EQG Canterlot and not be allowed to visit Equestria, or live in Equestria and not be allowed to visit EQG World?

Omg Equestria!

Would you rather “remove” Celestia from show or Luna?