You're Banned!

Banned because it only uses 5 frames

@Panko Pai  
Banned because that’s 4 frames too many.

Banned because that’s not a good framing device.

@Edhelistar  
Banned because it’s not true; I’m innocent, I was framed!

Banned cause innocent until proven guilty

Banning myself for posting as an anon by accident

Banned for logging out

Banned for using a glitchy website.

Banned because you use the same website.

Banned for trying to tie your shoes standing straight up

Banned for almost kicking me in the face.

Banned for unamused Dashie

Banned for attempting to form a lynch mob to go after certain pony with a smug grin on its face.  
What? It’s “The Apple Family Way”.  
Only it’s not, of course.

Banned cause what?

Banned because you’re the next target for the linch mob.

Banned because there is no linch mob. at least, not yet.

Banned cause they’re gonna arrive soon enough

Banned because I can’t let things go.

Banned cause pity

Banned because I swore I heard Leech Mob…
 

Banned because you’re infested with leeches.

Banned for joining the navy

Banned for being drafted

Banned for asking if Pearl Harbor was some kind of seafood restaurant or something.

Banned for enjoying the Pearl Harbor movie unironically.