Count to 1000, social experiment

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Why? Satan is bad?

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Well, a guy in red suit that breaks into your house and eats your food, goes out only once a year and judges kids is not a very trustful guy for some

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But he give us gift and toys :c

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So you give presents to your offspring simply because they’re your offspring? They’re supposed to be good to begin with! If the mailman delivers your mail in time do you give him a cookie? No! You throw your dog at him

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Actually, people makes donations to the mailman in the Mailman Day, you know, they give him money :)

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They do?!

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Yip c:  
Also dont forget about the tips to. And that is. Every. Day.

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Cleverbot detected

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Don’t be silly. I am a real human. A very. Real. Huuuuuuman.

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… I’m watching you
 
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Dont get nervous.  
Not that I am watching in you in your webcam everyday.

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Ha! I can’t buy a webcam remember?

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I know that. I said that I am not watching you in a webcam, because you dont have one.

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Tu inglés esta del nabo, escribe en español xD

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T_T calla