Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@maverick159  
you gotta have anything that turns you on the most. it can be something completely usual

@maverick159  
Hahahahaha that would be hilarious xD  
I hanged out with my friends to a brony-con and i saw a Starlight Glimmer dakimakura, my… I wanted that stuff so badly that i screamed “Oh glim-glim!~” and you guess my friends reaction xDD

@Naughtypony2010  
Twerking? That really turns me on

I guess I’ll never know…

@LightningBolt  
Sorry xD why does people love this specific fetish? whats so special about foots anyways? 0.0
 
 
@maverick159  
Hmm, shake dat booteh!~

@Lobinchi  
My girfriend once said she wanted a Sunburst dakimakura. I don’t even have to say how hard it is to find one of those in brazil. And if i wanted to buy one outside the country i would have to sell my house, my PC, my 3ds, my clothes, my ass– anyway you get the point.
 
But if i could, i would buy two. One for each of us.
 
Nah. I’m just kidding… am i? Who knows ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Lobinchi  
What’s so special about boobs and vags anyway? >:P

@maverick159  
Well you can’t deny sunburst is pretty hot. That silly beard that only somehow makes him look even more adorkable.
 
@LightningBolt  
For some reason ever since I came to the realization that dicks are pretty great I can’t find vaginas very sexy. Odd because I still like girls as well.

@Helios_Five  
Damn it sunburst, stop making me bi

@maverick159  
I just love my dakimakura~ i was the happiest mare ever~
 
Meeeeh, i dont like sunburst xP Probably the only one i dont like… for some reason.

@Lobinchi  
Aw come on, he’s funny and cute as a motherfucker. How can you not love him

@maverick159  
I dont really know, maybe its because he steals my waifu xC

@Lobinchi  
Starlight Glimmer?

@Lobinchi  
Pfff right. I wasn’t mad when discord stole fluttershy. Besides, i have a real life gf so yeah

@maverick159  
That sounds a lot like oddly specific denial.

@maverick159  
Wow wow wow, having a Girlfriend is one thing, but a waifu is completely different!~ ♡
 
 
@Helios_Five  
Yes, Glimmy x33

@Helios_Five  
Nah, it’s just that i never understand those strongly attached to a waifu. I mean, i had some too but they where only to make jokes

@Lobinchi  
oh you are right a waifu is something special all on its own!

@Lobinchi  
Guess i’ll never understand then

@maverick159  
you dont make jokes about your waifu. its something you take more serious. it actually is common to have a high level of real love close to when having a partner a relationship

@Lobinchi  
Or maybe it’s because he’s a great big…

@Naughtypony2010  
Ummm no, not really… Im just joking about it xDD At least your waifu will never abandon you… Because she will never meet you QwQ

@Corrderio  
Ohh my, i just laughed so hard xD  
I know ONE reason… A really obvious reason… I’m lesbian > Loves all the mares > No guys/stallions allowed

@Lobinchi  
I’m surprised it took you this long to figure it out. I already did.

@Naughtypony2010  
Welp, still don’t get it. And by jokes i mean something playful. Like when she did something super amazing and then i say “that’s my girl”
 
Oh well, i’ll just let it keep rolling