Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Lobinchi  
Ohhh, I think I know what you’re talking about now…oh my, hehe.
 
Yeah, I really ought to get out more in general. A sexcon certainly sounds fun either way~
 
Hmm, also, just as a curious, general question…how long ago was your first time? I feel like this has already been asked here, but ah well hehe.

@Sensei Dash  
Yes, you should go to one!~ They’ll probably tie you up and do naughty things in public… x33
 
When i was 15… Almost 16 x33 That was such a sexy girl… She was two uears older than me but i loved it! X3

@Lobinchi  
Tie me up and do naughty things? If that’s something that could happen, then yesss please~
 
Hehe oh my, that sounds like it must’ve been fun…my first time was when I was 16, it was such an interesting new experience, haha…now sex is like, my most favorite thing everrrr, hehe

@Sensei Dash  
Yes, we all love sex! :D except asexuals… uwu
 
Im not a nymphomaniac but i do love sex so much!

@Lobinchi  
Yay sex~ I love it tons too haha…it’s just a natural and super fun part of life after all hehe
 
Poor asexuals, missing out…just kidding, of course, it’s their choice after all haha

>having sex >at all
 
Ah yes, long distance relationships tend to fuck with that…

@LightningBolt  
I can relate, being in one myself. At least when you do see the other person, it’s always amazing, in my experience haha.
 
Hopefully you have fun with your significant other when you do see them, though, hehe.

@Lobinchi  
@Sensei Dash  
I used to be asexual, until I got “corrupted” by the part of dA that hasn’t gone to shit yet, at least at that time.

My sexuality is currently irrelevant. There will be a point when it will be relevant. But I haven’t gotten there yet.

@LightningBolt  
Yes, when. :I
 
 
@Registered Anon  
I’ve been online long enough and seen enough porn, intentionally and not, drawn or real, that I know how much I am not at all attracted to women. Every pornbot I see that follows me on Tumblr does nothing for me, not even a bit, and those are like 99 percent tits. I don’t find women attractive, I don’t like breasts or female genitalia attractive (and in the latter case, a turn off sometimes) I don’t even get along with many women on a platonic standpoint, I have about one female friend on staff (because the staff here is mostly male, let’s be fair) one on Tumblr, and one elsewhere who is trans…. Plus my track record with females and friends is not great, I’ve been screwed over/attempted to be screwed over by them so many times, yes even on Tumblr, so I tend to be a bit wary of them to begin with. I don’t even consider myself to act much like a girl, I’m mainly one of the guys. Tho okay, Its’s a very girly thing to like so much slashfiction.
 
Wow that got weirdly personal.
 
Edit:How did I quote myself. idk, I’m keeping it.

@Registered Anon
 
@LightningBolt
 
You know, I am Asexual. I do see porn sometimes (mostly for my fetish). But no matter what, I never been have a sexual desire to toward it. in fact I don’t think that have sexual desire toward anyone. But I am also don’t think It is impossible for me to have a girlfriend even wife.

@CyanLightning  
When I was younger, I thought I was asexual until I reached puberty, turns out that’s just normal. :P
 
Of course you’re past that age, so who knows. I feel it’s hard to fully know what you are until you’re several years past that, imo, as you’ve had more time and experience to learn what does anything to you.
 
But what do I know, I haven’t even held anyone’s hand.

@LightningBolt  
“When I was younger, I thought I was asexual until I reached puberty, turns out that’s just normal. :P”
 
Really?, Well I am the opposite of that. :P
 
Although in my case it’s not at puberty but rather in my middle teen (15-16).

@CyanLightning  
A combination of autism, social anxiety, and general disinterest in people made me feel like I’d never find anyone else tolerable enough to want to be with. Turns out give or take several years, puberty induced hormones, and actually talking to people (online, mind) made me realize that this whole social interaction, friendship, and relationship thing isn’t all that bad; and perhaps as a result of my childhood of self induced solitude, I’m rather needy for attention and having people to talk to.
 
Granted, my interests in humans is a bit limited, but It doesn’t matter when I have someone.
 
…
 
It’s very weird to talk like that, makes it seem like I’m some sort of sapient millipede or something.

@LightningBolt  
Hey don’t worry, you’re safe here.
 
 
@CyanLightning  
Maybe someday you’ll find the goods on a sexual relationship, but it’s your decision so you do whatever you want to be happy

Would you rather.
 
Switch bodies with a hot anthro rarity.
 
Or switch bodies with a hot anthro Fluttershy? ;3c

@maverick159  
I don’t know what safety has to do with anything.
 
@Takengrin Endmmar  
I’d rather take your body as you probably have a penis.
 
That sounds super creepy, but you started it, alright. :v

@LightningBolt  
Are you trying to say you want to rape me with my body? D:
 
 
_{either way i might find it hot since I’m with your body :p}

@Takengrin Endmmar  
On second thought, I said nothing. I am actually asleep, this is just a hologram speaking, a very bad hologram that will be terminated ASAP.

@LightningBolt  
Oh ok 030
 
 
Still tho, I all was wondered what it would be like to be as a female or Ben in a female body

I was a very naughty kid. Watching porn away from my mother’s eyes. but when it comes down to relationships i only had a few cases where i met a nice girl. I even dated a bisexual once, very nice girl, we’ve been together for almost a year but she had to move to São Paulo due to her studies, and i never saw her again. But the majority of times i only met whores who treated me like an object. I might be naughty but i was always looking for a serious relationship.
 
I was about to give up on women after so much disappointment, until i met my actual girlfriend, and i couldn’t be more happy than i am today (okay, maybe she raped me yesterday but she said i’ll have my time)

@maverick159  
I don’t think will find anything on sexual relationship, But I think I will get something from romantic relationship.

@CyanLightning  
That’s good to know

…sex isn’t necessary for someone to be happy in life, right? :,(  
I’m still a virgin…

@BadgingBadger  
Nah, you can be happy with what makes you happy, not only sex