Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Dex Stewart
There are worse voices it could have.

@pixel
I think a Bjork voice would be cool.

Okay.

@Shepherd
That’s hot and romantic too 😊😖😊

Casual nudity is always great

@Shepherd
This is what the movie Naked Lunch should have been about.

i’m warning you, you aren’t prepared for they/them pussy!

When someone is too excited about aristocratic practices:

@Meanlucario
Oh god

@Meanlucario
run Corn, RUN!!!

Happy Nude Female.

I just had a cursed thought related to my radio show.

Okay, so remember how furries on Twitter got so thirsty for Tony the Tiger that the official Tony the Tiger Twitter account had to address it?

Well, having done my radio show for almost two years now, I’ve heard a lot of those Smokey Bear “Only you can prevent wildfires” PSAs between songs, and now I’m wondering if people have ever thirsted after Smokey Bear.

@TheHappySpaceman
Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to. Smoky already years pants, so you know the answer already.

bother: Hey sis how do you like your eggs?
Sister: Firtelized!

@Meanlucario
True. Plus, he has a very deep voice, courtesy of Sam Elliott, so that probably doesn’t help matters, lol.

@TheHappySpaceman
And unlike Tony, the pants imply he’s covering up something down there.

BDSM

I have testicles and a fetish for ponies.

Where can I apply to be a male dom?

Tsundere maid cafe.

Remember when Scooby and Shaggy wanted to bone some aliens?

Yes they should return in another movie or at least have a reference to them.

@Meanlucario
I do, actually.

(Of course, they didn’t know they were aliens.)

I didn’t know that cowkini is actually a thing. And I did not know how much I like it. And now, please excuse me. I now have the urgent need to drink some milk. ;-)