Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Selaphiel
 
What the actual ****?

Maybe for my next New Year resolution, I’ll buy a ton of paper and pencils and start drawing for the first time ever

Failed Seduction(s)
 
So the entire game, the human prince has been trying to get the attention of the half elf bard, the character of his real life gf. Only he keeps rolling so low it’s sad. He rolled one 20, and it was his character falling in love at first sight. And then he proceeded to roll too low for the oblivious bard to notice.
 
Prince, human: I flirt with the bard.  
DM: sighs Roll for charisma.  
Prince: 1…  
DM: what’s that with your modifier?  
Prince: …negative 1.  
DM: You tell her that she has eyes.  
Bard: Know what else has eyes? The moon! It’s super cool!  
Prince: …wot  
Bard: Yeah! People say there’s a man’s face but it really looks like a woman looking back and puffing out her lips.  
Rogue, who attempts to seduce literally everyone but fails miserably: patting Prince’s back It’s alright, man, I can’t seduce anyone either.  
cue riotous laughter
 
 
@Penguin Lagann  
The replies to it will help you understand.

@TheMagpulPone  
There isn’t, but I have heard from TV Tropes that the McDonald’s in the Philippines serves the McSpaghetti.

@TheMagpulPone  
There used to be an Italian fast food chain known as Fazoli’s…at least in my area. This was like 10 years ago.

Picked up Boruto Part 1 on DVD. It was $18 as opposed to the $30 it normally is. Might like it, might not. I’m just experimenting with anime right now.

@ILoveMyoozik  
Sorry, but Jollibee’s Spaghetti is far more delicious than McDonald’s Spaghetti based on my long time experiences with both foods.

@Meanlucario  
Neat.

@Count Adramélekh Sear 🎸  
Are you familiar with the meme?

@Meanlucario  
That’s a 2 year old meme.

@Count Adramélekh Sear 🎸  
OK than. You’re reaction made me unsure.

@Mikey  

 

@Jarkes  

 

^{Selaphiel going up the escalator in 2050…}  

@Count Adramélekh Sear 🎸  
Well.  
 
^{Count Adramelekh Sear going down the elevator in 2030}

@TheMagpulPone
 
Stupid Shrek, you’re holding the sword backwards. The killing edge is on the other side.

@Selaphiel  
Too bad I have vertigo so I don’t take elevators. :P

@TheDog  
Your avatar…
 
Where is it from?

@Selaphiel
 
Keijo, a parody of combat/sports anime/manga that revolves around girls in bathing suits/bikinis trying to knock each other off floating platforms into water with their boobs and butts. It comes complete with super techniques, dangerous “forbidden” techniques, special talents, etc. And they play the entire ridiculous thing completely straight.

@Count Adramélekh Sear 🎸  

 
Warships are still cool.

@TheDog  
I think there was at least one staircase to the rooftop in my high school, though nobody knew where it was. Everyone claimed there was a swimming pool on top of the roof, though.

Is it nap time?

@Shepherd  
Ninja Nap Time.

@TheDog  
I’ve heard of that anime.
 
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