Failed Seduction(s)
So the entire game, the human prince has been trying to get the attention of the half elf bard, the character of his real life gf. Only he keeps rolling so low it’s sad. He rolled one 20, and it was his character falling in love at first sight. And then he proceeded to roll too low for the oblivious bard to notice.
Prince, human: I flirt with the bard.
DM:
sighs Roll for charisma.
Prince: 1…
DM: what’s that with your modifier?
Prince: …negative 1.
DM: You tell her that she has eyes.
Bard: Know what else has eyes? The moon! It’s super cool!
Prince: …wot
Bard: Yeah! People say there’s a man’s face but it really looks like a woman looking back and puffing out her lips.
Rogue, who attempts to seduce literally everyone but fails miserably:
patting Prince’s back It’s alright, man, I can’t seduce anyone either.
cue riotous laughter
@Penguin Lagann
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