Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

@Count Oxymagomedov Sear
On Wikipedia, there are articles for mountains and hills shaped like breasts

Ever since Dark5 started talking, I have never slept on watching his videos again.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
Loved it!

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
I’m gonna do this at the airport with loudspeakers when I fetch up my aunt from Hong Kong on March 25th. 😈

@Count Oxymagomedov Sear
I seriously miss it when Dark5 used to be just text and great background music

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
That was pretty good 😏

@Mr.Myoozik
But that’s the reason I have never ended a Dark5 video with me falling asleep on my bed or on my table. They’re sometimes my sleep issue manager.

@Count Oxymagomedov Sear
Yeah I get you, but you got to admit that the guy chooses the best background music for his videos

Holy shit brooo… this story has got to be one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard in my life.

So there’s this guy who brought his big and jacked Pit bull to a veterinarian that has full of cuts, punctures, and is bathed in blood BUT the dog was barely hurt. They are clueless as to what made the dog that severely injured. The doctor had the dog in hundreds of stitches.

One day, the Pit bull owner took a stroll on a field near his house, found a trail of his dog’s blood on the ground and followed it… At the end of the stained trail, there… He saw… 9 DEAD COYOTES which was maimed, mauled, and eviscerated.

That Pit bull is pure straight FUCKING GANGSTER.

Bruh that dog is like the real life John Wick or Doomslayer…

Well, now I have an urge to contact a mod and see if they can change my dango cutie mark into a cherry blossom…

Myoozik’s spirit animal defo be dat of a capybara. We don’t deserve his level of chill in this world.

@Count Oxymagomedov Sear
And like the Capybara, he also seems like a fairly huggable dude!

@Count Oxymagomedov Sear
Oh wow, thanks I feel flattered. 😳
I can’t stop smiling from the compliment

@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
Awwww thanks, I feel flattered from that too 😄
You look like you would give great hugs so I’d hug you if you were cool with that!

@Mr.Myoozik
Dude, of course I would be cool with that!
I’m up for hugging all the friends I’m close with :)

@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
Just wanted to make sure, and yay hugs!

@Mr.Myoozik
I may be bulky and hairy, but people mustn’t be fooled: I’m a gentle bear. They just gotta get to know me first, and you know me pretty well now. :)

@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
Oh yeah I know, and that’s why I hope one day me and you can visit each other in person one day

@Mr.Myoozik
Agreed, full-stop

@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
Yeee boi.

@Mr.Myoozik
Muh mang!

@Count Oxymagomedov Sear
Ye boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@Count Oxymagomedov Sear
Mah man!