We need to elect users to keep this forum in check.

Screw everything, I’m turning the table to democracy.
 
Vote for me and I promise to block the flow of my cousins in the ruling party.

@ghostfacekiller39  
And hopefully a vote for more saucy posts of anime girls?
 
@Crystal Neighybánya  
Exactly. When you go out and declare that you are even considering supporting a person who has been criticised to the point of unironically being compared to the likes of Hitler and Kim Jong Un by numerous people who share your political views, it would be miraculous if controversy didn’t erupt from it.

A vote for me is a vote for making this thread more than just a string of silly “vote for me”s.  
We need Action! Business! Industry!  
A vote for CogWeaver is a vote for DerpWorks!

VOTE FOR ME because… We will make more freedom of posting in the RP forums! Allowing more user activity and restoration.
 
A vote for Dave is a vote for a better RP fourm!

A vote for ghostface is a vote for systematic genocide and cute anime girls being plastered everywhere

Vote for The Green Meanie and I pledge to give you the right to post uploads, images, and forum posts, and to upvote, downvote, or fave the pictures of your choice!
 
A vote for The Green Meanie is a vote to not get your ass permabanned!
 
jk :D

Vote for the SocialDeviance. I will make this forum into something great.  
MAKING DERPI GREAT AGAIN

Vote for Joey! Because I’m the only mod shitposting here who actually has a pony avatar!

I suddenly do not feel like voting for anyone

@QuasarNova
 
You’ve infected me with it.

@QuasarNova  
A man who doesn’t vote gets shot.

Vote for me and I’ll remove every thread except for memes

Competition, eh? Time to move on from threats to mudslinging like a real politician!
 
@SocDev  
SocDev wants you to believe he’ll make Derpibooru great again. However just last year he claimed he ate babies and planned to destroy Derpibooru:  

 
@Joey  
That’s right! A mud pony avatar on a website named after a pegasus and colored after a unicorn. Can we trust this man who did so little research before running? No. No we can not.
 
Remember! A vote for The Green Meanie is a vote to not get your ass permabanned!

@The Green Meanie  
Slander and lies.

@The Green Meanie  
The Green Meanie has lost it, he is acting like Donald Trump with the performance of Jeb Bush…
 
I will make Derpi great again, and I will not slander and smash our candidates unless they go after me.
 
A vote for Dave is a vote for saving Derpi.

@The Green Meanie  
>Accusing me of not doing research  
>Has no idea best background pony is a pegasus
 
>>808352 (porn-ish)

@Dave33333  
This just in. Dave33333 slanders your loving candidate The Grean Meanie moments before claiming he won’t slander other candidates. He’s also the Origami Killer:  

 
@Joey  
You see? Joey wants to censor and oppress your freedom of speech by insisting that his favorite pony is your favorite pony, while The Green Meanie wishes to foster freedom of expression… by not banning your ass!
 
Remember! A vote for The Green Meanie is a vote to not get your ass permabanned!

@The Green Meanie  
You mean I’m not favorite pony? :(

The Green Meanie is a meanie! He made me cry!

@ŽidovskiKrižar
 
This guy gets it.  
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We, Queen Mildgȳð I, request you to stop that silliness. your absence of serious discussion shows you are not prepared for democracy.
 
Also, any claims that we are only a pretender and not an actual ruler are patently false.

@Blossomforth  
This just in! Blossomforth now advocates the honesty and forward nature of The Green Meanie and show’s he’s not emotionally stable enough to be elected!
 
@Mildgyth  
Oh the scandal! Queen Mildgyth I found to be a false royal!  
This file photo shows that her wings and horn are FAKE!

@The Green Meanie
 
Queens don’t need to be alicorns. Princesses do, but Mildgyth is not claiming herself to be a princess. also, said photo only shows you how she knows to get down.

@Mildgyth  
Here is the roleplay forum.
 

Vote for me. That way I can have some fun.