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Twi Clown

Übermensch in training

@Scrounge

Her cutie mark is a berry milkshake. (Of course sompony named Fizzlepop Berrytwist would have a cutie mark like that.)

She uses the armor among other things because, let’s face it: how menacing a pony with a pink happy milky drink mark in the ass would be? It’s embarrasing.

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Jarkes

GOKAAAAI... SILVER!

Trixie had a fear of bears when she was little. Ironically, the Ursa Minor incident actually GOT RID of her fear instead of making it worse.

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Twi Clown

Übermensch in training

The brony fandom as a whole was just a sinister plan plotted by the lizard ponies and her leader Princess Twilight so they can take over the government from our Earth.

By converting people into bronies they earn valuable soldiers, politicians and workers, allowing them to slowly control the countries in the world one by one. Once most of the world has become a brony, the lizard ponies will take over and will conquer the world.

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Binkyt11

Sleep isn't real.

Gang Violence in Equestria looks a little something like this.

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Mildgyth

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Humata, Hukhta, Hvarshta

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Frustration in Excelsis

Worldbuilding Addict

The plague of drive-by pillow fights scourging our city continues unabated as another victim was found dazed and feathered in an alley this morning. As the police tries to track down the gangs’ leaderships, rumors persist that their Majesties are considering putting the crisis under Royal Guard oversight unless greater progress is made to contain the escalating outbreaks of weaponized bedcovers. When questioned about this matter, Chief of Police Powdered Doughnut has stated that he has received no such ultimatums, and that the police department is performing admirably under the pressure it is facing, especially when considering that it is also being required to contain the deluge of water balloon fights currently flooding the suburbs of Stable Island.

This is Blue Skies from the Manehattan Public Broadcast; more news at eleven.

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Dustcan

Dogs

Tempest has never lost a staring contest.

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Scrounge

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how menacing a pony with a pink happy milky drink mark in the ass would be?

I presume you mean on rather than in.

And you might be surprised. Sailor ponies to this day tell stories about Cap’n Root Beer Float, scourge of the Equestrian seas. It’s said that prisoners he couldn’t get ransom money for were set adrift with naught but a scoop of vanilla ice cream in their mouth for a last meal.

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Twi Clown

Übermensch in training

@Scrounge

OK, first, sorry, I’m still learning english, that was a small slip.

Second, sounds like a good pirate for me.

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Scrounge

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@Twi_Clown
No problem. I didn’t know you were still learning English.

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RainbowDash69

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Based on the ending of All Bottled Up, I think Startrix episodes have tons of potential!

My head cannon: Starlight Glimmer and Trixie are crazy party animals who sometimes end up arrested and thrown in jail or prison for their epic adventures in Ponyville. all without Twilight finding out. Just another friendship lesson…

@Dustcan
open up your eyessssssss~

@Binkyt11
absolutely brutal. a bunch of feathered thugs!

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Icicle Niceicle 1517

Ocs,Boops,Tickles&Memes

Like how with most fanart for the Fallout series features the pre-set look of the protagonist, the Little Pip that appears in most of the Fallout Equestria art is just the pre-set character model for Fallout Equestria.

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Shyette

I want coffiee

Fluttershy has a hidden stash of Yuri manga.

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Fluttershy has a hidden stash of Yuri manga.

This one might actually be true; it’s canon that, not only does anime exist in Equestria, Fluttershy is a fan of it.

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Group935Pony

Ze Doktor Pony

Chancellor Neighsay is either King Sombra in disguise/reincarnated, or Chancellor Palpatine in pony form. Support is that he is powerful and manipulative.

Doctor Whooves/Time Turner is not The Doctor from Doctor Who, but is actually a inventor. Support for this is that his voice and accent have changed with each episode, he has never been seen with anything from Doctor Who (except the Weeping Angel Statue from the episode where Starlight switches Celestia and Luna’s cutie marks, but that was more of an easter egg as the area he was in in his dream was the maze from Return of Harmony.), and his laboratory is more of a workshop with numerous failed/work-in-progress inventions.

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Twi Clown

Übermensch in training

Neighsay is Starlight’s evil(er?) uncle.

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Vortaxonus

@Twi_Clown
explains way too much to be honest

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user4897

Neighsay is Starlight’s evil(er?) uncle.

Inb4 Starlight brainwashed into evil again by Neighsay in the finale. to the point her mane change into the original S5 form

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Scrounge

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Fluttershy is easily startled by rubber spiders and rubber snakes, despite not being scared of real spiders or real snakes.

There is a deep enmity between Daring Do and Aryanne. (Seriously, we have an Indiana Jones pony and a prominent nazi OC, why is nobody doing anything with this?)

Night Light and Twilight Velvet met when he had to fight a bunch of banana-stealing lizard guys and she was in a barrel he threw at them.

@Dustcan
She’s been warned about Fluttershy, though, and seems to be avoiding her.

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Binkyt11

Sleep isn't real.

@Scrounge
We already got a belloq horse as well, that’s enough to warren a decent Raiders parody right?

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Group935Pony

Ze Doktor Pony

@Binkyt11
Eeyup. But Daring Do also is a spoof of Lara Croft, The Tomb Raider.

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Scrabbleman

[screams in German]

banana-stealing lizard guys

Is this based on that one porn video?

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Jarkes

GOKAAAAI... SILVER!

@Scrabbleman

It’s based off of Donkey Kong Country.

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Scrounge

nobody's favorite

@Group935Pony
Really? She seems to draw mostly from Indy as far as I can tell.

@Binkyt11

@Scrounge
We already got a belloq horse as well, that’s enough to warren a decent Raiders parody right?

One would think. Maybe someday somebody will make it happen… Knock on wood with crossed fingers.

@Scrounge

banana-stealing lizard guys

Is this based on that one porn video?

You know, part of me wants to ask, but another part of me is worried that it’ll either be something that weirds me out or worse, something that I know should weird me out but doesn’t even faze me.

@Jarkes
Indeed it is.

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Group935Pony

Ze Doktor Pony

@Scrounge
She’s a female with black hair who works alone. Just like Lara Croft.

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