Crazy Headcanons

Grand Pear has dealt with parasprites in the past.

@Communist Starlight  
She must watch the really old anime like this (1929) Kobu-Tori - The Stolen Lump animation.

G1: Gonk and Glouda were eventually blown up by one of their own ill-designed contraptions.

The animators are revered as gods

The only thing Chrysalis likes more than canned pasta products is freshly made pasta products.
 

 
Spongebob macaroni is her favorite.

Rarity is a conspiracy theorist who believes in several pseudoscientific mystical theories.
 
Rarity loves the Braveheart movie because she cares more about drama and characters than historical accuracy. Much to Twilight’s dismay.
 
Twilight would make a historically accurate but a boring movie. Rarity would make a beautiful epic movie with drama and epic cinematography but it would be rife with inaccuracies.

Maud and Mudbriar did get married but they didn’t have some big wedding they simply had a small gathering of family and friends but Pinkie and Cheese had a huge Wedding with the best bachelorette,bachelor,etc parties!

@Sadrai  
I would’ve thought Maud and Mudbriar would have a Las Pegasus wedding.

In later seasons, Pezuña was doing a long stretch in Gelding Grotto.

@Goku Black  
I just see Maud and Mudbriar not wanting so big but I can definitely see a las Pegasus style wedding.

@Communist Starlight  

 
What’s Larson then?

@Pulse Wave  
Who?

@Communist Starlight  
M.A. Larson, Equestrian god of mischief. And wings.

So that’d make him Loki?

Button Mash is somewhat worse for the wear, but safe and sound at home again.

@Background Human  
Clown god

@Communist Starlight  
Like The Fireclown from Moorcock’s SF novel “The Winds of Limbo?” Because he’s basically Nyarlathotep.
 
…come to think of it, a lot of fictional characters are basically Nyarlathotep. Discord, from the show. The Master, from Dr. Who. Aku from Samurai Jack. Number One from The Prisoner. Q from Star Trek: TNG. Xellos from Slayers. Hannibal Lechter. Tzeentch. Alucard. Arioch, the Duke of Hell. Randall Flagg. J. R. “Bob” Dobbs. GlaDOS. Pennywise. Sheogorath. Tyler Durden. Kyuubey. Bill Cipher. Yukari Yakumo. Willy Wonka. Eric Cartman.

@Background Pony #2031  
Reality is a joke, I am its punchline.

Tree huger is Snails weed dealer so he isn’t stupid he is just really high.

@Sadrai  
I’m not sure that’s good to mix with his ritalin.

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna can take on another super-Saiyajin-like gestalt in their alter egos as Daybreaker or Nightmare Moon. In this form, their bodies are molten, or crystallized, and they become true goddesses of destruction.

Lily Longsocks is a half-orphan. She’s living alone in a house in Ponyville because her father, Captain Emerald Longsocks, is out at sea most of the time. She has rendered all attempts at putting her into an orphanage futile so far. Emerald Longsocks is rumoured to be crazy wealthy, and he always supplies his daughter with more than enough money whenever he visits her. Also, her name is actually much longer.

Unless Scorpan and Tirek are step-brothers, gargoyles and centaurs can reproduce. Half-dragons are a common fantasy archetype. Scorpan is Spike’s dad confirmed.

Derpy ultimately gave her life to protect the grandfoals.