Crazy Headcanons

@Communist Starlight  
Comic book seller: Hey, kid. Feel like proving yourself?  
Spike: Do I!

@Communist Starlight  

 
Me: putting you down uncomfortable trains of thought since 2019.

I will spoiler this so as not to spoil things for anyone who may not have seen the last two episodes.
 
I can’t get this mental image out of my head of an alternate ending in which Twilight Sparkle and her friends tie Grogar up and take off his mask, revealing that he was Discord all along. John de Lancie: “And I’d have gotten away with it, too, if not for you meddling kids!“

@Background Pony #04F7  
Spikey Wikey Woo!

Human/Eqg Rarity would pretty much idolize Napoleon and have a body pillow of him. And she would Napoleon Total War to get revenge on those “evil bigoted reactionary superstitious empires of the Holy Alliance and Britian”. And to conquer all of Europe and make Napoleon the Emperor of Europe.
 
Napoleon x Rarity! Rarity’s secret fanfiction!

@Cosmas-the-Explorer  
In addition to that, she plays video games non-ironically, starting with the entirety of all the total war games.

@Communist Starlight  
Rarity is secretly a history buff and had a huge crush on Alexander as a kid.

Hasbro owns the rights to the Axis & Allies games by Avalon Hill. I therefore call for an Axis & Allies MLP G4 Edition, with France (Allies) and Italy (Axis) as two new playable nations. In this version the countries are led by the following characters:
 
France: Rarity  
Great Britain: Rainbow Dash  
USA: Applejack  
Russia: Pinkie Pie
 
Germany: Twilight Sparkle  
Japan: Starlight Glimmer  
Italy: Fluttershy
 
Just kidding. But I’d buy it right away. ;-)

@DarkObsidian  
The Axis would more than likely be the Legion (final villain trio)

@Wiimeiser
 
You mean Lord Tirek, Queen Chrysalis and Cozy Glow? ;-D

@DarkObsidian  
Yes, those three. I don’t know who’d be the Allies, though…

@Wiimeiser  
What if Axis & Allies but Equestria, Yakyakistan, Griffonstone and the Dragonlands?

@Wiimeiser
 
Well, I basically agree with you. And as an absolute Equestria at War fanboy (including a fanfic I’m still writing on) I’m of course a big supporter of the thesis that Queen Chrysalis and her changelings stand for the Third Reich.
 
But my crazy headcanon was actually more focused on making a joke on the cost of Hasbro. Because they are the owners of Avalon Hill. But we can still think about who would represent which country in an Axis & Allies scenario. ;-)
 
My guess for the Axis:
 
Germany: Queen Chrysalis  
Japan: King Sombra  
Italy: Lord Tirek  
Hungary: Lightning Dust  
Romania: Wind Rider  
Bulgaria: Storm King  
Croatia: Gladmane  
Finland: Stygian  
Thailand: Sable Spirit  
Vichy-France: Suri Polomare  
Manchuko: Cozy Glow

@DarkObsidian  
Australia: Pinkie Pie  
Brazil: Fluttershy  
Canada: Rainbow Dash  
China: Princess Twilight Sparkle  
Croatia: Cozy Glow  
Finland: Twixie Lulumoon  
France: Rarity  
Germany: Queen Chrysalis  
Hungary: Lord Tirek  
Iraq: Flim & Flam  
Ireland: Princess Luna  
Italy: Discord  
Japan: King Sombra  
Poland: Princess Cadence  
Romania: Sunset Shimmer  
Soviet Union: Starlight Glimmer  
United Kingdom: Princess Celestia  
United States: Applejack
 
Feel like I’m forgetting someone.

@Brass Beau
 
Probably. But I would love to have your thoughts on this. If you want to share these. I personally would be very interested in it.
 
^{But it’s late and I’m going to bed right now.}

I remember reading a fanfic were Zephyr breeze said he once thought the world would serve him on a silver platter which gives me the headcanon that Zephyr parents probably never made him do anything and did everything for him.

@Sadrai  
Isn’t that pretty much just canon?

@Latecomer  
Not explicitly but yeah. I always hoped it turned out he’s a crouching moron, hidden badass. That or feigning ignorance. Just something besides him being an entitled NEET

@Brass Beau  
Having any awesome part to him would have been missing the point, I think. (But then, I like Blueblood to be awesome sometimes, so…)

@Latecomer  
At least he is good hairstylist I mean he somehow turned that horrible design he had at first into how it’s suppose to look.

@Latecomer  
Yeah, I think that’s the double edge to his character. Giving him positive qualities undermines his purpose but a lack of them makes him uninteresting to watch. Thankfully he rarely appears in the show. I did enjoy his comic appearance.

@Brass Beau  
Your talking about the one we’re he went to the convention for hairstyles?

@Brass Beau  
Well, he could have learned some important life lessons. Well he did some, but not enough - like Discord. I wonder if Fluttershy is just a magnet for that sort…

@Sadrai  
Yes. Totally ship him with Pixie Cut.
 
@Latecomer  
Also the only two she’s comfortable with being assertive towards. Makes one wonder what the connection is.

@Brass Beau  
That was a good issue that showed off his skill but still had his personality and yeah I agree with you on Pixie cut, and also I think the reason why she is so assertive with Discord and Zephyr is because she really cares/loves them and some times they can be a hand full.