ClownDicks
Mr. Cake isn’t the father of his children, but it’s not because Mrs. Cake is seeing other stallions without his knowledge. No, it’s because the Cakes are swingers.
-Pinkie moonlights as Ponyville’s resident prostitute. Mr. and Mrs. Cake are her #1 customers.
-Fluttershy also has an exhibitionism fetish that she knows she will never satisfy.
-Spike likes stallions, and deflects such feelings by obsessing over Rarity.
The Spike thing is the result of my massive and irrational hatred of Sparity. I’m not satisfied with just not shipping it, I devote a portion of my headcanon to completely erasing the possibility of shipping it.
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