MYMC05E3: Family Trees, Pt. 2 Reaction Script (D): Mane Six explore the Dragonlands with Sparky

Hitch Trailblazer: [clears throat] Hello?

Sunny Starscout: I think you’ll have to be louder than that. [clears throat]

[voice echoing]

Professor: HEY, we found your SON, err—BROTHER––whoever this lil’ green dragon is!! I think you might’ve accidentally left him as an egg??!!

[bats squeaking]

Mane 6: [scream]

Izzy Moonbow: [laughing]

Deputy Mare: GEEPERS KITES!!! Flippin’ BATS!!!!

Hitch Trailblazer: [pants] No dragons in there, either!

Sparky Sparkeroni: [whimpers]

Misty: They must’ve sensed the growing dragonfire power in Opaline.

Zipp Storm: You sound so sure.

Inspector Mare: Of COURSE, she’s sure! She’s been with her for so many years! Misty knows her well like the back of Opaline’s slapping hoof!

Misty: She’s been the closest thing I’ve had to family for a long time.

Rebel Activist: If she’s only using you as a pawn to benefit her own gain, then she’s not real family to begin with…

Misty: I know Opaline’s interest in total domination goes way beyond Equestria.

Zipp Storm: She wants to rule over the Dragon Lands, too?

Misty: Over everything. She wanted Sparky’s dragonfire to gain power. Maybe she wanted to take it from the other dragons, too! And maybe they fled before she could get to them?

Sparky Sparkeroni: [sad gurgling]

Inspector Mare: Ahhhh SHOOT!! If that were the case, then we might had ran ourselves into a DEEP outhouse pit!

Rebel Activist: Oh no….

Hitch Trailblazer: Being with Misty and coming here has shown me that everypony deserves to find their home. Where they belong.

Deputy Mare: Unless they’re ne’er-do-wells who belong in a jail-house, nuthouse or halfway house…

Hitch Trailblazer: Maybe… Sparky belongs with dragons.

Sunny Starscout: Are you thinking of leaving him here?

Hitch Trailblazer: One day, I’ll have to let him go. But I won’t leave him here all alone. I’ll be Sparky’s protector for as long as he needs me.

Filly Twin: So…does that mean…he’s here to STAY?!

Deputy Mare: Oh mane, I guess that I gotta lock up all the paper documents in the fireproof cabinets back home again…

But as long as it keeps the Sheriff in a good mood, then––I suppose we COULD keep him under our supervision for awhile longer….at least until we seek better secured custody…

Sunny Starscout: And as long as you need us, we’ll help you open as many doors as we have to. To find your family.

Professor Cosmo: It’s as everypony says: “When one door of opportunity closes, another one opens!”

Izzy Moonbow: Ummm, yeah, about that… Anypony remember how to get back to the door?

Foster Twins: ….UUHHOOOOOOHHHH!!!

Deputy Mare: We’re going to need to build a ladder if we are to reach the portal…

Pipp Petals: Don’t sweat it, ponies! I got it covered! I left a trail of jungle flower petals I just picked up for my all-natural beauty line so we could find our way back. [sniffing] And these ones smell tropical! Like passionfruit! Mmm! Yum!

Hitch Trailblazer: [sighs] Smart thinking!

Foster Twins: PIPP PIPP HOORRRAAAAAYYY!!!!!

Butler: Those jungle flowers sure add exotic flare to the olfactory senses! We should start creating out limited brand of jungle-themed perfume line! We’ll call it—-“Pippasaurus Petals”!

Pipp Petals: Whaaaat?

Zipp Storm: Nothing.

Inspector Mare: Aside from that tempting photo-op, you haven’t played around with your phone for—I dunno—half a day? That has GOT to be a world record!

Pipp Petals: [sniffing] Oh! And this one smells just like “Canter Number 5”!

Butler: GGASSSPP, we need to market this as Canter #5.5!! And charge them an extra 50% markup!