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MYMC05E6: Nightmare on Mane Street Reaction Script (D-ii): 🎉NMN Party Time🎉

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[PLEASE DO NOT DISRUPT THE MAIN STORYLINE]
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Izzy Moonbow: Now, do I need more lights on the left side or is it more frightening if they’re uneven?
Or… Oh, oh! Maybe I pile on all the lights on the left and leave nothing for the right!
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Pumpkin Colt: No no no no no!! How about we pile it half of them on the roof—??
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Pumpkin Filly: And spread the rest all over the grass??!
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Pipp Petals: Welcome, ponies one and all, to the spookiest Frighthouse where you’ll have a ball!
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Thinker: Please don’t stand around and wait by the door!
This place is a wonder that everypony will DIE for!
MWhahahahaha!!
(Spooky Frighthouse noises)
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Airship Mare: (Plays siren noises from her airship costume) Careful not to trot in the restricted areas! I got enough cannon ordnance to blast y’all to queendom come, I’m serious!
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Zipp Storm: Agh! No! Why… did I… [muttering] …
(Drone ghost unable to move)
Airship Mare: OH consarnit!! There’s still sticky fly paper hangin’ around?!! WHY hasn’t that been removed––
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UUHHHH––I MEAN––how y’all enjoyin’ yerselves in the Frighthouse, folks??!
 DON’T mind the trapped ghost here! It’s—uhhhhh—meetin’ up with a giant spider friend for some—SPPOOOKKY TTTEEAAAA TIIMMEE!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Zipp Storm: —very real ghost who’s glitching so much, it’s spoooooky!
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Sunny Starscout: So, how’s everypony enjoying the traditional “Petrifying Pomme Fruit Feast”?
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Space Professor: AND the sparkling apple cider I had brewed from my MAD SCIENCE LAB?!
I WOULD tell you how I did it—but then I’ll have to THROW YOU IN to my vat!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Sunny Starscout: [laughs, snorts] “Pomme fruit” is another word for apples—-
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Space Professor: YES YES, Miss Starscout!! Everypony knows the pomme-pomme joke!
—which are being consumed in the exact wrong way!
[clattering]
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Space Professor: It’s NOT a cracker stick, you overbiting idiot!!
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Right. Sprout, pick up your trash, or else no dessert tonight.
Sprout: Why?
Because Profesor says so.
Sprout: Can you at least show me the trash can first?
It’s over there.
Sprout: Ok, thanks.
(sighs in relief) Alright Professor, I helped Sprout pick up his trash. Now I’m going to see how Pipp is doing.
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Sunny Starscout: Pipp! Didn’t you promise to guide the ponies through the house so it wasn’t a free-for-all?!
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Space Professor: And WHERE the HAY is your BUTLER??!! Is he fraternizing with the social media influencers to issue more shares of Mane Melody again??!
Sunny Starscout: This isn’t anything like how it used to be when I was a filly!
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Space Professor: Strangely enough, this IS how it looks like back when I was a colt, right before the Great Split. Guess we both live in radically different worlds, huh Sunny?
Sunny Starscout: Pipp! Pipp?
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Space Professor: OH PPRRIIINNCCEEEESSSSS!!!!!!! Please tell me she’s not stuck on the web again, and I’m not talkin’ about the decorations…
Sunny Starscout: Hmm… I wonder what task she’s so focused on now.
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Space Professor: HEY NO ROUGH HOUSING IN THE KITCHEN!!! This is a fright house, NOT a pub house!
AND WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT ALREADY??! What the HAY is with you and your obsession with STICKS??!! Were you not nurse-fed properly as a foal back then??!
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