Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Lobinchi  
Problem is, i can’t find something big enough.  
Even if i found it and played with it, i’d have to find a way of concealing or disposing the “weapon” afterwards, as i still live with family.

@BadgingBadger  
Me too, but I still manage to have a dragon dildo. :P

@LightningBolt  
And my parents never found my diapers.

@noobiestbrony  
Choosing clothes is waaay more easier for guys… Im kinda jealous of them sometimes xD
 
 
@LightningBolt  
Well, ask him! Always experience new things~ i played with my butt a couple times, i was afraid of enjoying it too much but… nah, i prefer my vag.

@LightningBolt  
That’s because people already know you masturbate, right? So they won’t be surprised when they find your dildo?

@BadgingBadger  
You shouldn’t be ashamed, it’s super normal! ;3 Most of the people understand…

@Lobinchi  
Guy mentality is often “see something cool, get it immediately”, at least with me.  
I don’t concode with my mom getting all uppity and indecisive in clothing stores…

@Lobinchi  
Never been interested in anal anything. As for choosing clothes, I don’t know how hard it is for women compared to guys.

@Lobinchi  

 
I’m afraid of being mocked.  
“Haha, badger shoves a dildo up his butt!”  
“How easier is your pooping right now?”

@Lobinchi  
He lives far away. DX But he would be okay with it at least, and probably like it. He’s done things with guys before.
 
Also I don’t need to wear a bra, which is nice.
 
@BadgingBadger  
More like I just don’t get my stuff looked through, and I keep it in a box under some blankets and shirts.

@Lobinchi  
Meh. It’s too abnormal for me though. I like vaginal so much better.

@Registered Anon  
I don’t actually know, either.

@LightningBolt  
Well, that seems fair.
 
@noobiestbrony  
I’m a guy and the idea of sticking things up asses does not appeal to me. Sticking things up vaginas is a concept that I’m okay with though.

@LightningBolt  
For me, I don’t care as long as it fits me. If I need something more formal, I have a suit.

@BadgingBadger  
@Registered Anon  
It takes me HOURS to find something cute x3 xD never go shopping with me…
 
 
@LightningBolt  
Awww, too bad xC Well, sooner or later, You should acomplish your desire~

@Registered Anon  
I’m not even super fond of sticking things up myself, I prefer the idea of doing the penetration. Aside from oral, anything goes there.

@Lobinchi  
I don’t have a reason to go clothes shopping with you anyway.

@Registered Anon  
I’m in the same boat as you. Love plain vaginal. Sometimes it’s the best. :3

@Lobinchi  
I could never understand spending hours clothes shopping, I like collecting band shirts, but that takes no effort. Find nice design online, buy it, wait 2-5 work days, bam, simple.
 
But I barely act like a girl to start with. XP

@LightningBolt  
I’m a little bit picky when it comes to buy new clothes uwu xD

@Lobinchi  
The only picky I am is “Is it ugly? Is it skimpy? Is it tight?” If not, it’s all good.

@noobiestbrony  
I’ve never actually engaged in any sexual act, so I don’t really know.

@Registered Anon  
Only thing remotely sexual I’ve done with someone else is sexting, and even then I never send anything, I just like to see girls do their thing.
 
Mainly cuz I’m too nervous to ask a girl out. :P

Every night, I half-dream(?) about fucking a pony.

@Background Pony #39AE  
Don’t we all?