Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@That1GuyGAMER18  
Sometimes I’ll go like 3 or 4 times a day when I have ridiculous sex drive days

@Dashiefluffywaifu  
That’s my boredom right there. If I’ve got nothing else better to do, I wank until I can’t anymore. Yep.

@That1GuyGAMER18  
It ain’t even boredom for me it’s literally like say I jerk off cum, one hour later I’m rubbing on my bed wanting to cum again it’s so annoying

Man one of these days we will hit a thousand pages! Tribute for Lobi <3

@Dashiefluffywaifu  
Damn, yeah, that’s me on certain days, I don’t mind doing it, I’m just so busy I never have enough time to do that. Lol

Haha

I’m sad I never got to meet the person that made this thread :(

@Dashiefluffywaifu  
1000 page special!
 
 
Question: If you could fuck any female video game character who and why?

@That1GuyGAMER18  
Ada Wong off resident evil because she’s fucking badass, hot as fuck and Asian fry me up some chow mein after I nutt

@Dashiefluffywaifu  
Haha, you sound like my friend Dominic! He loves Ada.
 
Mine would be Samus Aran. Too classic to miss!

@That1GuyGAMER18  
Nice

@That1GuyGAMER18  
If I was to have a girlfriend I’d want a nice Asian mmmmm

Oh yeah! Like my gf, I have a thing for black women, but i love Asians too.

I have a thing for hot women with blonde hair and blue eyes.

@SuperPinkiePie64  
Almost like your pfp hehe

@Dashiefluffywaifu  
I like brown hair as well.

@SuperPinkiePie64  
Ah nice u gay at all or completely straight? If u don’t mind me asking heh

@Dashiefluffywaifu  
I’m 100% heterosexual.

@SuperPinkiePie64  
I don’t feel like looking that up lmao

Woke up.  
Though I didn’t have sex in a dream, I currently have a morning wood.

@Dashiefluffywaifu  
? _{Like for real you don’t know what that means?}

@Panko Pai  
I was trying to masturbate quickly to go to sleep. It’s just 4 am as I’m posting this.
 
No idea why but I feel less sensitive than normal. This calls for some spicing up but I don’t have many “tools” or ideas now.

@FuckItsDaytimeAgain  
Tbh no I don’t lol straight I assume? I will admit I’m not the sharpest blade of Grass but I’m not the dullest one either

Reading the pages before this id really wish I didn’t have so many stupid fears back then.
 
With my much better mental state today and if we weren’t more than 6000km apart now, I’m sure we’d be having fun every now and then. Plus we were doing so good the last few days I was there.
 
Anyway I needed this trip and I wouldn’t be saying this today if I had stayed there.
 

 
Also, nothing to do, but I find I really funny when you say you are a virgin after ya’ll had oral sex a couple of times already.

@FuckItsDaytimeAgain  
Well, don’t masturbate too hard or you’ll turn your dick into eggplant