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Are you killing your lithium batteries?
 
Honesty is power!

@Lord Seraph  
Windows phones are great though. I don’t understand why it took so long for it to finally run out of stock.

@Lord Seraph  
It’s good to see that we finally have a President who is standing up to the PRC.

@SuperPinkiePie64  
Obama would have sold Taiwan to China

@Lord Seraph  
Neat.

@Lord Seraph  
Soon enough, we will find out who the zodiac killer is.
 
@SuperPinkiePie64  
Make that 10 years in prison. ;) (I’m going to hell for this ain’t I?)
 
@lonewolf  
“She should’ve have done it!!!”
 
@SuperPinkiePie64  
Atlantis when?
 
@Lord Seraph  
Ohhhhhhhh, so that’s what the smell was… Wasn’t sure if it was the Chipotle I had.
 
@SuperPinkiePie64  
At least it’s not crocodiles.
 
@Lord Seraph  
Ethan Hunt’s car!! D:
 
@ice1517  
Why couldn’t THAT have been me?! X(

@SuperPinkiePie64  
Cowards We gotta make more sex robots to normalise robo-fucking and to kill robot fetishes.

@Lord Seraph  
Let’s turn this into a meme!
 
“Crabs on a Train”.

Tsunami warning accidentally broadcast on Alaska TV, radio…
 
Warning sirens may be going off…

@SuperPinkiePie64  
Does Alaska even get tsunamis at all?
 
It would be hilarious if that warning was accidentally issued to the inland state of Oklahoma.

@Lord Seraph  
I misread that as “murder babies” and was confused and very curious for a moment.

@intexda  
Oh good, that wasn’t just me. I thought I was crazy for a second.

@Lord Seraph  

 
They do.

@SuperPinkiePie64  
Good on her. Atleast somebody is seeing a doctor.