Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

One bright day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
 
Back to back, they faced one another, drew their swords and shot each other.
 
A deaf policeman heard the noise, ran to save the two dead boys.
 
If you don’t believe this story is true, ask the blind man. He saw it too.

Fuck you, you’re a fuckin’ wanker!
 
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls!
 
Fuck you with a fuckin’ anchor!
 
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all!

@TheHappySpaceman  
Your average TF2 sniper main.

@Meanlucario  
Also Alestorm.

Almond butter is for pussies

If I was a horse I would kick all hoomans that tried to put a saddle on me.

Shepherd is board.

In 1971, the Milwaukee Bucks basketball team won their first (and only) NBA championship. Led by Lew Alcindor (now known as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar) and Oscar Robertson, the Bucks swept the Baltimore Bullets (now known as the Washington Wizards) by 4 games to 0 in the NBA Finals.

@Background Pony #4ED8  
I’m breeding.

@ILoveMyoozik  
I remember that in That ’70s Show, particularly the early seasons, the gas crisis was an issue. That’s why Red Forman stopped driving his Vista Cruiser and instead bought a more fuel-efficient Toyota (he joked that “the last time I was that close to a Japanese machine, it was shooting at me”).

@TheHappySpaceman  
That was pretty accurate since the mid to late 70’s had a very bad oil shortage.

2+2=🐠

I’m just going to use the word “moist” for no reason.

There is just more and more unicorn shit around the store every time I look.

@PonyPon  
I think they make diapers for that now.

I was so tired after riding around with mom today I knocked out.

I feel asleep twice since getting home at least I’m going to try to turn in early.

Joy to the world and all that hippie crap…

Nut

 

The power grid was shut off by Dickless here.  
They caused an explosion!  
Is this true?  
Yes it’s true, this man has no dick.

@ILoveMyoozik  
Love that movie.