Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

Number1pegasus
Thread Starter -  Waifu Thread

The Element of laughter
Me: “Hey mom could you help me make this food? I never made it before and don’t know what I’m doing so walking me through it is fine”
 
Mom: “Sure!”
 
Time comes to make the food
 
Mom on the Phone: “OH YEAH THEY HAD TO CHECK YOUR PANTIE SIZE DIDN’T THEY!?”
 
Me: “Mom….”  
full
 
 
Mom on the phone: “No you didn’t catch me at a bad time!”
 
Me: “mOM!”  
full
 
R.I.P food
Xari
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Tired Moon Mom
@QuasarNova  
I mean it depends on their Schedule
 
for me it’s different as i could sleep at 4 am and just walk up at 10 am (As due to me working in the afternoon)
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