Me: “Hey mom could you help me make this food? I never made it before and don’t know what I’m doing so walking me through it is fine”
Mom: “Sure!”
Time comes to make the food
Mom on the Phone: “OH YEAH THEY HAD TO CHECK YOUR PANTIE SIZE DIDN’T THEY!?”
Me: “Mom….”
Mom on the phone: “No you didn’t catch me at a bad time!”
Me: “mOM!”
R.I.P food