Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

I’m in Virginia right now

@Holofan4life  
Have a safe trip.

@Holofan4life  
Close enough

It’s my birthday.  
I got  
 
as a present.
 
I’M REALLY FEELING IT!!!

@igotnopicks  
Happy Birthday!

@igotnopicks  
HBD.

@igotnopicks  
Habby birtday :V

I’m in Washington right now

@Holofan4life  
You made it to the West coast that fast :P

I’m in Maryland right now

@Holofan4life
 
I’ll be moving up to the DC area soon. Starting a position at George Washington University.

@Holofan4life  
That’s a nice picture of the Washington Monument.

@ToskiHero  
Aw shit A

I am still driving

I’m an idiot.

I’m finally at the hotel

@SuperPinkiePie64  
That’s a Penis.
 
 
@Holofan4life  
Hotel Motel Holiday Inn.

How is bullying others supposed to increase friendship again?

@igotnopicks  
XD

@igotnopicks  
Happy birthday

My mother broke the hotel remote and her boyfriend took the car and left us stranded. Now he’s possibly going off to do cocaine. I ain’t making this up. I’m so upset.

25 years ago, Today: Kurt Cobain shot himself in the head with a shotgun on an apparent suicide.

All’s right. My mother’s boyfriend came back and apologized.