Wrestling thread

@OptimusPrimevil
 
This gif tells you the whole story
 

@QuasarNova  
for some reason never really got into the yes movement.
 
team hell no is funnier.

@OptimusPrimevil
 
Glenn Jacobs, you’re a fucking saint for all the shit he does for the fans.
 

@QuasarNova  
have you encountered the 7 years of bad luck theory?

@OptimusPrimevil
 
Nope

@QuasarNova  
here

@OptimusPrimevil
 
That would be hilarious if it’s true
 
“Yeah Mr Jacobs, you’ll be on a 7 years bad luck streak, but it will pay off. You’ll dress like a grandpa at the end of it”

@QuasarNova  
7 years of guaranteed work is 7 years of steady paychecks.
 
I like the fan reception of Kane being willing to put new stars over him as being unselfish rather than the snarky “he knows his place”.

@OptimusPrimevil
 
Hall of famer or not. I’m canonizing him and Taker
 
Paul Heyman is the 1st apostle

You know what i just remembered , i forgot Shawn Micheals was once the WWF/E Commissioner from 1998 to 2000
 
He gave to Foley which didnt last long like 2 times he had the role but only last 2 years
 
Like first time he had it it was from June to December 2000 then again but even shorter October 11, 2001 – November 19, 2001

happy 50th anniversary to you Vince and Linda :)

@ice1517  
I’m surprised they’ve been together that long. It’s pretty rare to see a marriage last that long these days.

@ice1517
 
Remember when he drugged and confined her to a wheelchair and said he’d never forgive Linda for giving birth to Shane? Such a joyful couple
 
 
@Xari
 
Back politicking like a mom

@QuasarNova  
IRL has vince been unfaithful or were those wrestling angles?

@OptimusPrimevil
 
No idea

@OptimusPrimevil  
Well considering Linda helped him get better and away form his shit family, I don’t think he would be unfaithful to her.

@ice1517
 
Still, considering all Vince has done on camera with his female talent (Make Trish bark like a dog, fondle Candice Michelle’s boobs, have Stacy Keibler dance for him, the lawsuit of Sable for sexual harassment) it must be fun being Linda

the whole “I have to stand up for Daniel” thing is kinda hilarious
 

 
 
@QuasarNova  
When you insist on incest, doing stuff to other women isn’t that surprising.

@OptimusPrimevil
 
That promo did split several people. It was great!
 
Funny thing about the incest angle, when pitching the ideas, Steph said it would be weird to say Vince was the father, so Shane was the better option.

So Konnor od the Ascension was apparently the one to officiate Sasha Bank’s wedding.

Also, Bo Dallas was kicked out of a Airport during a flight to Mexico because he got drunk and sung the opining song to The Lion King before telling the pilot to go fuck himself.

@ice1517
 
That sounds hilarious

@QuasarNova  
Somewhere, JR just got rehired then fired again.

Nakamura looks like something out of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
 
 

@QuasarNova
 
On the other end of the spectrum, Matt Hardy is a goddamned JoJo villain.