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“Not my prized telescope!”
 
Yeah, well. I had this idea, a very bad idea, and I did it, but now I don’t know what to do with it, and I am ashamed. So I thought, why not test this on derpibooru?
 
So here we are. I might not post this anywhere else at this point. Cadance just wants to go stargazing with a very expensive telescope she wants to borrow. That’s all you’re getting out of me.

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Background Pony #091C
@judacris  
I’ll be honest. Some of your art is okay, some of it I don’t completely agree with, and most of it is just downright cute.
Arrowsman

C: Mwahaha! I am going to look at stars with your telescope and there’s nothing you can do about it.  
SA: Takes the telescope away with magic  
C: …
Background Pony #31DA
Anyone remember Nostalgia Critic’c Magic Voyage review? I loved his reaction to Columbus’s crotch telescope. Or as I like to say, “periscope.”