balloon boy: well hello there ‘trys to sweet talk sweetie bot’

I wonder if Raribot is in the Sister Location.

No good will come of this.

@Background Human  
Phone Guy in 2: “heh We should be paying them to guard you!”

@Cyborg_pony  
“And we’re doing all this because…”  
“Gotta keep him awake, on his toes. Can you imagine what would happen if someone broke into the place while he was asleep on the job?”  
“But… if we’re awake and running around, why don’t we just patrol the hallways for intruders so he can relax?”  
“…You’re fired.”

Freddy: Okay, you’re stations are 2, 5, and 6. Remember if the light on the camera is on, it means the guard can see you. So you can’t move at all.
 
Sweetie Bot: And then if I manage to sneak up to him, I kill him?
 
Freddy: What?! Oh no, no, no! You just try get there and then pop out of the shadows with a spine-chinning metallic shriek. Only until 6:00am on the dot. That’s when the morning shift comes in and we set up for the day.
 
Sweetie Bot: Oh, okay.

@evilpresident  
“Okay, next question: How do you feel about the color purple?”  
“I think it’s pretty!”  
“…I don’t think this is the place for you, kid.”

Sweetiebot’s first job interview, I think?