One of the only times I found a kicked in the nuts joke funny

A massive boulder of ice breaks behind Shining Armor
 
Princess Luna: FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT. WHO HAS DISTURBED MY-?
 
Shining Armor: Hey there Princess Luna.
 
Princess Luna: Oh it’s you. Explain, idiot.
 
Princess Celestia: No, no, no…!
 
Shining Armor: We have three more enemies from a thousand years ago out to take over Equestria.
 
Princess Celestia: DAMN IT!!!
 
Princess Luna: THREE more enemies, huh? Pretty sure that makes seven. Never gonna let Celly live this one down.  
——————————  
(A few moments later…)
 
A purple Alicorn emerges from the ground and grabs one of the new enemies with her magic
 
Twilight Sparkle: FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT. WHO HAS DISTURBED MY-? Oh, hey Shiny. What’s up?
 
Shining Armor: Millenia old enemies.
 
Twilight Sparkle: Neat. Mind if I take a spin?
 
Twilight spins the enemy with her magic before sending him flying
 
Shining Armor: Ha, you spun him around. Clever.
 
Twilight Sparkle: Thanks. I’ve been practicing that under the ice for the past half ho- you know what? Never mind.

cool

@Background Pony #0500  
Is Goku (Shining Armor) gonna be okay?

Isn’t funny this time is it kakarrot

And nothing of value was lost

@Background Pony #7667  
Older Flurry Heart: “[comes in through an offscreen door] [sarcastically] WOW, love you too, guys. [leaves] [from the other side of the door] F*ck you!”

@Background Pony #0FAB
 
Yes XD

Cadence: He said one week. And I’m using it.  
Shining armor: What are you…  
cut to offscreen screaming and bed creaking

and thats is how equestria was saved tanks to an unknown hero

@Strawberry_Mask  
Spike: “He-Hey, that’s great! So, you got any to share?”  
Shining: “…I kinda needed a few…^_;”

Later:
 
Shining: Yup senzu beans healed my nuts real good  
Cadance: Thank faust

@Background Pony #2289
 
GET THE *** OFF ME!
 
-Lumino

@ChuymaruZ  
Is Shining gonna be ok?

@Xolcm:  
Then that’s when the bitch realized that she was as useless, as a screen door on a boat.  
Stalight: get her head blasted clean off.

WEAKNESS IDENTIFIED!

Fix’d!

It’s just Shining Armor and his baby, so who cares!  
At least we still got Cadance, she’s the 1 that really matters.

@angrybrony  
He wasn’t unnecessarily upset when an alicorn mother gave birth to an alicorn infant… I’m guessing. X3

@TexasUberAlles  
how?

Starlight Glimmer: Hey, Flurry Heart. I’m a time traveler from the future; a future where you don’t exist. You want to know why? Well, aside from multiverse theory, it’s because you die right here.

that’s messed up, man

Wouldn’t it make more sense if he said balls…? Since you know… that’s where the foals are…

Never thought I’d say this but…
 
THANK YOU DISCORD!

@ChuymaruZ
 
So hilarious XD